"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"
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"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"
The night they invented champagne.
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"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"
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"Funny - that doesn't sound like 'Louie, Louie.'"
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Office worker balloon.
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"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"
"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."
"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."
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Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, honeymoons, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, diner, diners, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, nickname, nicknames, slang, young at heart, wild
Introducing Honest Abe Cards
"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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"Congressman, you need a junket."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, health, politics, politician, politicians, congressman, congressmen, representative, representatives, house of representatives, congress, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american, america, american politics, junket, junkets, trip, rips, tour, tours, event, events, celebration, celebrations, government, governments, government official, government officials, elected official, elected officials, public funds, tax, taxes, tax money, waste of money, spending public fund, spending tax money, wasteful spending
Everything is charged!"
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Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
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Tags:seder, seders, passover, passovers, passover seder, judaism, jewish, jews, jew, torah, torahs, candy, candies, chocolate, chocolates, parody, parodying, alternative, holiday, holidays, celebration, celebrates, celebrate, hebrew, feast, feasts, represent, represents, representing, symbol, symbols, symbolism, food, foods, religion, religions, home, family, families, shpasik, jtoons
"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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Tags:party, parties, partay, can of worms, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, can, cans, worm, worms, partying, scavenge, scavenging, earthworm, earthworms, open a can of worms, opening a can of worms, opened a can of worms, gather, gathering, meet-up, meet-ups, meeting up, meet up, meet ups, celebrate, celebration, celebrating
"Hey, I love liberty as much as the next guy, but I'm still going to be out of town of the Fourth."
"I'm getting ready to celebrate the next chapter of the book I'm reading."
"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, robin, robins, first robin, sign of spring, signs of spring, spring, season, seasons, race, races, marathon, marathons, runner, runners, finish line, finish lines, finishing line, finishing lines, tape, front yard, front yards, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, celebration, breaking the tape, crossing the finish line, first across the line