Celebrities Cartoons

"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."

"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."

"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"

Someday, my Ron Perelman will come.

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"

"I think we should all be thankful that Bill Clinton never had an inappropriate relationship with Joyce Maynard."

"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

"We thought we were going out with Laverne and Shirley, but it turned out to be Thelma and Louise."

"Here we go—Xena, Warrior Princess, versus Sheena, Queen of the Jungle."

"He has some final words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."

"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.

"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."