"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."
Tags:olsen twins, mary-kate olsen, ashley olsen, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, icon, icons, fashion icon, fashion icons, famous face, famous faces, marketing stunt, advertising stunt, advertising stunts, marketing stunts, business mogul, business moguls, entertainment industry, entertainment industries
"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."
Tags:stalker, stalk, stalks, stalking, stalked, harassment, harassing, harassed, harass, arrogance, arrogant, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, egotism, self esteem, self-esteem, self-confidence, self confidence, self-confident, self confident, ego boost, ego boosts, ego-boost, ego-boosts, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture
"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"
Tags:rehab, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, rehabilitation, rehabilitating, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, treatment, entering treatment, celebrity, celebrities, fairy tale, fairy tales, story, stories, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, modern update, modern updates, modern life, celebrity culture, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers
"Take us to your most influential power couple."
Tags:science fiction, sci fi, sci-fi, science, scientific, alien, aliens, theory, theories, sociology, geography, migrant, migration, immigration, emigration, alien, aliens, hard question, influencer, influence, influenced, influential, influencing, power couple, couple, couples, take me to your leader, space, space travel, planet, planets, spaceship, space ship, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, thought leader, thought leaders, celebrity culture, obsession, obsessions, tabloid, tabloids, media obsession, media obsessions, hollywood, superficial, power couple, power couples, hollywood culture
"I'm not going to sit here and make fun of the very people I'm wasting my time watching."
Tags:award ceremony, award ceremonies, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, mockery, mocking, heckler, hecklers, heckling, couch potato, couch potatoes, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, fan, fans, cynic, cynics, husband, husbands wife, wives, time wasting, wasting time, time waster, time wasters
"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"
Tags:larger than life, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, talk show, talk shows, talkshow, talkshows, talk-show, talk-shows, actor, actors, personality, personalities, larger than life, larger-than-life, personality type, personality types, a-list, a-lister, a-listers, a list, a lister, a listers
Famous People You Thought Were Already Dead
"We're happy to announce that we will once again send a man to space; we're even happier to announce that that man in Justin Bieber."
Tags:justin bieber, astronaut, astronauts, pop star, pop stars, pop singer, pop singer, pop music, pop, nasa, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritated, irritating, grating, personality, personalities, celebrity, celebrity culture, demographic, demographics, create interest, creates interest, creating interest, space program, outer space
"Celebrity homicide. How may we help you?"
Tags:homicide, homicides, homicidal, convertible, convertibles, beverly hills, law enforcement, celebrity, hollywood, homicide division, homicide divisions, police, police department, cop, cops, police car, police cars, california, californian, los angeles, lapd, celebrity culture, lifestyle, california lifestyle, californians
"I would kill for your metabolism."
Tags:dalai lama, metabolism, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, monk, monks, religious leader, spiritual leader, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, weight loss, weight-loss, losing weight, envy, envious, jealous, jealousy, religious leader, religious leaders, buddhism, buddhist, buddhists
"In terms of career guidance, access to A-list talent, and studio relationships, you couldn't sign with a better rehab clinic."
"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"
Tags:celebrity, celebrities, famous people, star, stars, celeb, celebs, cult of celebrity, celebrity culture, hero, heroes, everyday heroes, everyday hero, language, definition, definitions, word, words, real, making a difference, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, learning, teaching
A Semi-Private Person
Tags:privacy, privacy rights, paparazzi, celebrity, celebrities, dating, relationships, marriage, problems, obstacles, wave, waves, waving, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, invasive, invasiveness, personal space, camera, cameras, photographer, photographers, photography, celebrity culture, celeb culture, diana, princess diana, princess di, mankoff
"I'll take one in every color."
Tags:celebrity culture, culture clash, orphan, orphans, orphanage, kid, kids, adopt, adopting, adoption, america, modern life, modern world, consumerism, consumerist, alienation, alienated, modern dystopia, dystopia, social issues, unethical, dark tourism, immoral, color, colour, fashions, fashionable, fashion, clothes, shopping, shop, retail, shopper, shopaholic, upper class, class divide, fame, wealth, vice
"You, Adam, are not acting like the first men. Remember, there's no precedent!"
Tags:actor, actors, acting, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, movie, movies, film, films, film maker, film makers, filmmaker, filmmakers, film-maker, film-makers, precedent, precedents, movie, movies, movie maker, movie makers, movie making, director, directors, adam, eve, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, genesis, method acting, method actor, method actors
"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'
"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."
"Take us to your most influential power couple."
Tags:alien, aliens, alien invasion, alien invasions, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, ufo, ufos, spaceship, flying saucer, flying saucers, martian, martians, catchphrase, alien catchphrase, catchphrases, take me to your leader, power couples, power couple, pop culture, modern culture, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, cult of celebrity
Translation into non-celebrities
Tags:rehab, rehabilitation, hospitalized for exhaustion, re-examining priorities, re-examine priorities, hospitalised, hospitalized, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, celeb, celebs, worlds apart, different lives, different experiences, non-celebrity, non-celebrities, translation, translate, translates
"A recent survey showed that ninety-five per cent of the nation's high-school students had never heard of Costa Rica, but they all knew about yours truly.'"
Tags:t.v.tv, telly, television, tv personality, tv personalities, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity worship, obsession with celebrity, education, education system, high school, high school students, lack of education, ignorance, ignorant, bad education, failing education system, failing education, failed education system, failed education, uneducated, modern education, school, schools, schooling, modern schooling, modern life, costa rica, geography, knowledge, knowledge of the world
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
Tags:wifi, wifi password, wifi passwords, internet password, internet passwords, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, credit card, credit cards, cyber security, cyber-security, internet security, fame, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture
"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."
Tags:15 minutes of fame, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity culture, social media abuse, troll, trolls, trolling, online trolling, internet trolling, cyber bully, cyber-bully, cyber-bullies, cyber bullies, cyber-bulling, cyber bullying, abuse, victim, victims, cost of fame, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities