"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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Polar Bear on a Phone
Tags:polar bear, polar bears, bear cave, bear caves, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, insomnia
"No, I'm Moby Fred, but I'll be glad to take a message."
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"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"
Tags:portable dvd, portable dvds, portable tv, portable tvs, phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, distraction, distractions, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, family life, road trip, road trips, road-trip, road-trips, journey, journeys, family-life, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Slow- Distracted Children
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"I have to hang up now. You just walked through the door."
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A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.
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"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor
"She's texting me, but I think she's also subtexting me."
"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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One C Battery, Two Double A's.
Tags:modern technology, battery, batteries, energy, energise, energising, energize, energizing, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, cell, cells, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, fitness, unfit, unfitness, tablet, tablets, medication, medications, taking medication, drug, pick me up, pick-me-up, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin supplement, vitamin supplements, gender issues
"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"
"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."
A mother visits a lab rat.
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"I suppose this is goodbye."
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"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."
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"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."
"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "
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"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."
Tags:nap, naps, naptime, nap-time, nap times, nap-times, nap time, napping, interruption, interruptions, interrupting, kid, kids, nursery, nurseries, kindergarten, kindergartens, childcare, child-care, child care, phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting
"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."
Tags:mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, smart phone, smart phones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, bad service, bad customer service, customer service, confiscate, confiscating, confiscation, officious, rude, theft, thief, antisocial, unsociable
Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
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"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"
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"I've got him on vibrate."
"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
Tags:sleep, sleeping, bad sleep, sleeping badly, no sleep, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, anxiety, anxieties, fear, fears, worry, worries, worrier, worriers, stress, stressing, stresses, stressed out, distress, distressed, distressing, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells, graffiti, writing on the wall, mad, madness, crazy, craziness, mental health, mental health issues, mental health disorders, mental health problems, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes