"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, technology, remote, productivity, business, businesses, sea, seas, stranded, lifeboat, life boat, life-boat, lifeboats, life boats, raft, rafts, drift, drifting, shark, sharks, danger, dangerous, ocean, oceans, survivor, survivors, corporate culture, corporate culture, shipwreck, shipwrecked, work from home, working from home, remote work, officePolar Bear on a Phone
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polar bear, polar bears, bear cave, bear caves, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, insomnia"No, I'm Moby Fred, but I'll be glad to take a message."
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literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, wrong number, phone, phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, dial, dialled, take a message, white whale, moby dick"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"
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portable dvd, portable dvds, portable tv, portable tvs, phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, distraction, distractions, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, family life, road trip, road trips, road-trip, road-trips, journey, journeys, family-life, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidaysSlow- Distracted Children
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smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, modern technology, modern technologies, phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, kid, kids, child, childhood, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, phone addict, phone addicts, phone addiction, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, growing up, slow children, road sign, road signs, traffic sign, traffic signs"I have to hang up now. You just walked through the door."
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modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, conversation, conversations, hang up, hanging up, hang-up, modern life, modern times, couple, couples, secret phone call, secret phone callsA prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, cell, cells, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, bird, birds, cage, cages, caged, birdcage, birdcages, similar"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, crime, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor"She's texting me, but I think she's also subtexting me."
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subtext, subtexting, sub-text, text, texts, texting, text message, text messages, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, relationships, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, tally, tallies, tally mark, tally marks, counting, counting the days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, dumb, stupidOne C Battery, Two Double A's.
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modern technology, battery, batteries, energy, energise, energising, energize, energizing, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, cell, cells, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, fitness, unfit, unfitness, tablet, tablets, medication, medications, taking medication, drug, pick me up, pick-me-up, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin supplement, vitamin supplements, gender issues"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."
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risk, risks, risk-taking, risk-taker, risk-takers, taking risks, take a risk, go-getter, go-getters, seize the day, carpe diem, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jailed, jail cell, jail cells, cell, cells, inmate, inmatesA mother visits a lab rat.
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lab rat, lab rats, laboratory rat, laboratory rats, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, cage, cages, rat cage, rat cages, experiment, experiments, cruel, cruelty, cruelties, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, animal rights activism, visit, visits, visitor, visitors, visiting hours, visitation hours, inmate, inmates, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells"I suppose this is goodbye."
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biology, biological, biological processes, cell, cells, cell division, division, separation, romance, romantic, romantically, love, loving, split, torn, torn apart, goodbye, farewell, divide, divides, dividing, bacteria, bacterium, science, scientific, scientifically, scientist, geneticists, human biology, natural sciences, natural science, microscopic life, microscopic, relationship, bond, bonds, miss you, missing, missing you, wish you were here, goodbye"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."
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cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, loneliness, lonely, conversation, conversations, conversing, chatterbox, human interaction, human interactions, socialising, socializing, socialise, socialize, socialises, socializes, socialised, socialized"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "
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literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, text, texting, communication, communicate, emoji, emojis, emoticon, emoticons, cell, cells, cell phone, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, phone, phones, tech, technological, gadget, gadgets"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."
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nap, naps, naptime, nap-time, nap times, nap-times, nap time, napping, interruption, interruptions, interrupting, kid, kids, nursery, nurseries, kindergarten, kindergartens, childcare, child-care, child care, phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."
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mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, smart phone, smart phones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, bad service, bad customer service, customer service, confiscate, confiscating, confiscation, officious, rude, theft, thief, antisocial, unsociableNormal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
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paisley, pattern, patterns, garment, garments, virus, viruses, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, kill, kills, killer, killers, cell, cells, floral print, floral prints, print shirt, print shirts, takeover, takeovers, taking over, bacteria, bacterium, amoeba, amoebas, cell division, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, tacky, tackiness, print, prints"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"
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broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, white collar crime, white collar crimes, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, stock broker, stock brokers, financial crime, financial crimes, investor, investors, investment, investments, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, broker, brokers"I've got him on vibrate."
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children, child, kid, kids, silent mode, silent, silence, vibrate, vibrates, quiet, noisy, settings, discipline, mute, mutes, setting, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cell phone, cells, cell phones, smartphone, smart phone, smart-phone, smartphones, smart phones, smart-phones"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
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sleep, sleeping, bad sleep, sleeping badly, no sleep, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, anxiety, anxieties, fear, fears, worry, worries, worrier, worriers, stress, stressing, stresses, stressed out, distress, distressed, distressing, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells, graffiti, writing on the wall, mad, madness, crazy, craziness, mental health, mental health issues, mental health disorders, mental health problems, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes