Cellmate Cartoons

Cellmate Cartoons

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"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

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"And, what's worse, this has cost me some Iraqi contracts."

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"Give him a chance, I say. I mean what the hell is a hundred days?"

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"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."

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"So much for listening to one's muse."

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"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

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"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

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"You're it!"

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"Do you believe in 'same felony' marriage?"

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"Would you like to room together again next term?"

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"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."

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"Can you keep a huge secret? I was guilty."

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"I was an investigative journalist until they investigated me."

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"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

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"She could never understand I just wanted some me time."

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"For what it's worth, I pardon you, Marvin."

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"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

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"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."

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"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

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"First it was 'casual Friday', then it was 'embezzling Thursday'."

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"I took the road less travelled, and that got me ten to twenty."

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"The jury decided armed robbery was a lifestyle choice."

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"Our song is 'Born Free.' Since when is it 'Prisoner of Love'?"

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"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

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"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."

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