Cellmates Cartoons

"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

Bunk Bed Prisoners

"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it."

"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Somebody tweeted."

"Save it for the parole board."

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"George Stoner is here from Terre Haute. He and Henry are talking over old times."

"Can you name all nine Supreme Court justices?"

"You missed our anniversary again."

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

"So much for listening to one's muse."

"Well! According to my PDA, I've got the rest of the day free!"

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

"And, what's worse, this has cost me some Iraqi contracts."

"Give him a chance, I say. I mean what the hell is a hundred days?"

"My third felony was a smart move. Folks on the outside are still waiting for health care."

"Can you keep a huge secret? I was guilty."

Prison Reading Material

"Could you not do that here?"

"I don't have time to talk right now, but you can always find e on Facebook."