Ceo Cartoons

"Miss Durban, is there anything C.E.O.-ish for me to do?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC121903
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5000x3837 pixels (unwatermarked)
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word play, business, management, ceo, ceos, c.e.o.c.e.o.s, executive, executives, look busy, looking busy, chief executive, chief executives, task, tasks, agenda, agendas, set agenda, set agenda, daily task, daily tasks, secretary, secretaries, assistant, assistants, office assistant, office assistants, office assistance, mankoff

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC126392
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west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market trader

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC32062
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tofu, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, vegetarianism, veganism, salad, salads, power, powers, corrupting, corrupt, health, healthy, choice, choices, food, foods, boss, bosses, leader, ceo, chief, chief executive officer, absolute power, absolute powers, corruption

"My position here is largely symbolic."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC124807
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symbol, symbols, symbolic, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, ceo, ceos, c.e.o.s, head honcho, head honchos, leader, leaders, leading, leadership, head of state, heads of state, democracy, democracies, democratic

"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC24097
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tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations

"Mr. Dyer says he has no interest in speaking to anyone who would remain on hold for so long,"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC39979
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needy, neediness, perception, perceptions, perceive, perceives, perceiving, hold, on hold, wait, waits, waiting, boss, bosses, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, respect, lack of respect, disrespect, disrespects, pleb, plebs, plebeian, plebeians, commoner, commoners, snob, snobs, snobby, snot, snots, snotty

"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC124178
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hamptons, east hamptons, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, upper class, upper classes, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, beach, beaches, bury your head, burying your head, denial, in denial, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, sand, sands, sandy, fancy

"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC134351
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lynch mob, lynch mobs, mob, mobs, mobbing, uprise, uprising, rise up, rising up, torches, torch, pitchfork, pitchforks, firebrand, firebrands, vengeance, revenge, angry mob, angry mobs, irate, outrage, outraged, peasant, peasants, underclass, underclasses, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, executive, executives, villager, villagers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief executive, chief executives

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC129585
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self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, employee, employees, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, upper management, upper manager, upper managers, self-worth, materialist, materialists, materialism, net worth, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, bad news, breaking bad news, break bad news, bearer of bad news, mass layoffs, wealthy, rich, riches, rich person, rich people

"Miss Gaines, send in someone who reminds me of myself as a lad."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC33118
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intercom, executive, ceo, chief executive officer, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, business, businesses, film, tb, cliched, interview, promotion, interviews, promotions, recruitment, hiring, hire, hires, old age

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC133697
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trophy wife, trophy wives, young wife, young wives, rich, rich man, rich old man, old man, old men, may-december romance, may-december romances, nepotism, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, ceo, ceos, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, rich, riches, wealthy, wealthy family, wealthy families, estate tax, motivation, motivations, sex-driven, sex drive, sex drives, dirty old men, sex-addicted

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC135308
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appointment, appointments, busy, too busy, hold off, holds off, holding off, deflect, deflects, deflecting, defer, defers, deferring, secretary, secretaries, delivery, deliveries, pizza, pizzas, life hack, life hacks, trick, tricks, appointment-only, office assistant, office assistants, manager, managers, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives

Overprivileged Checking

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC35343
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rich, riches, wealthy, wealthy person, wealthy families, nosy, idle rich, ceo, ceos, chief executive, chief executives, executive, executives, privilege, life of privilege, overprivileged, overprivilege, first world, first world problem, first world problems, checking account, checking accounts, assumption, assumptions, upper class, upper classes

The Incorrectness of Santa

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC28471
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santa, santa claus, incorrect, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, politically correct, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, ceo, ceos, sexist, sexism, christmas, holiday season, holiday sons, xmas, x-mas, union, unions, workshop, workshops, sweatshop, sweatshops, toys for boys, toys for girls

"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC43084
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cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison population, prison populations, overcrowded, overcrowding, american, americans, american prison, american prisons, justice system, american justice systems, smug, smugness, white collar crime, white collar criminal, ceo, chief executive, chief executives, ceos, political, politicians, politician, scandal, scandals, jailed, jailing, jailer, jailers, tough on crime, hard on crime, issue, issues, crime bill, crime bills, proud, pride, three strikes, three strikes law, three strikes laws

The Glass Floor

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC28319
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glass ceiling, glass ceilings, glass floor, glass floors, demotion, demotions, demoted, demoting, ceo, ceos, chief executive, chief executives, executive, executives, executive officer, executive officers, sexism, sexist, workplace, workplaces, work place, work places, work, works, working, worker, workers, women in the workplace, sexual harassment

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC122744
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men, problems, office, hierarchy, ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignored, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate culture, underling, underlings, office drone, office drones, corporate drone, corporate drones, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, office executive, office executives, mankoff

"We've travelled the world looking for our next C.E.O., as was foretold in our corporate legends. We think your little Tim might be that C.E.O."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC40135
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buddhism, buddhist, buddhists, dalai lama, lama, lamas, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, corporation, corporations, nepotism, nepotistic, prophecy, prophecies, foretell, foretells, foretold, search, searches, searching, new generation, new generations, executive, executives, megacorporation, megacorporations, worldwide search, worldwide searches

"I want each of you on the way home tonight to stop, look up, ponder the heavens, and consider how insignificant our second-quarter loss really is."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC31404
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shareholder, shareholders, stockholder, stockholders, meeting, meetings, shareholders' meeting, stockholders' meeting, loss, losses, investor, investors, spin, spins, spin doctor, spin doctors, insignificant, speech, speeches, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, quarterly report, quarterly reports

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC41398
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lightning bolt, lightning bolts, zeus, jupiter, god, gods, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, outsourced, lawyer, lawyers, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, mythology, myth, lightning, self-made, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, out of touch

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC38492
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executives, businessmen, memory, telephones, remind, forget, problems, business, correspondence, obstacles, incompetents, memory trouble, memory troubles, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, reminder, reminders, callous, callousness, careless, carelessness, uncaring, ceo, ceos, rich person, rich people, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, call back, calls back, calling back, return a call, returning a call, manager, managers, office manager, office managers, mankoff

"Look, I'm for an orderly transfer of power, but all those who want me to resign immediately raise their shoe."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC134384
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transfer of power, shoes, raise, meetings, businessmen, executives, bosses, resign, resigns, resignation, resignations, peaceful, rigged system, rigged system, rig the vote, rigs the vote, rigging the vote, board meeting, board meetings, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, fall on your sword, falling on your sword, mankoff

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC137891
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boss, bosses, leader, leaders, advice, advising, adviser, visualise, visualize, visualizing, visualising, goal, goals, cliche, cliches, psychology, psychological, success, secret to success, self help, self-help, useless, useless, trick, tricks, hard work, hard working, psychologist, psychologist, life coach, life coaching, life-coach, life-coaching, unhelpful, visualize your goals, business, businessman, businesses, ceo, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, c.e.o., success, successful