The Tragedy of Prosperity
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"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
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More New Cereals For Kids
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"And what, pray tell, is the ration of flake to raisin this morning?"
"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"
Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!
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Honey Bunches of Old Rusty Grommets
The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes
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You've Got Mail
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Sightings reported to Americans for Decency
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"Give me the number of the Snappy Pop Bang Cereal Company, please!"
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"It's working, chief!"
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Myra's Little Garden
"For those of you headed to the office, today will be 68 degrees and fluorescent."
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"Oh, c'mon! I just poured this bowl of cereal!"
"Who ate all the dots?"
Life before cereal
"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"
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"Have you determined yet whether you will or will not eat your cereal?"
"Rise & shine!" - Product 19
"It snaps and it crackles - but it just doesn't pop."