"And what, pray tell, is the ration of flake to raisin this morning?"
"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"
Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!
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Honey Bunches of Old Rusty Grommets
The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes
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You've Got Mail
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"Give me the number of the Snappy Pop Bang Cereal Company, please!"
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"It's working, chief!"
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Myra's Little Garden
"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"
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"Have you determined yet whether you will or will not eat your cereal?"
"Rise & shine!" - Product 19
"It snaps and it crackles - but it just doesn't pop."