Rehabilitated At Last
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Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon
"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."
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"My question is: Are we making an impact?"
"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."
"You have Obama mania."
"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."
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Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
"I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I guess that's the price of living in Toronto."
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"Relax, honey - change is good."
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"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
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"I know what I said ten minutes ago. That was the old me talking."
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"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."
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"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."
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"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
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Adolescence is Coming!
"All those in favor of the new me say 'Aye.' "
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
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"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."
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"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
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Spare a dime? / Spare-a-dime?.com
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"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"
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