Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon
"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
"Stop worrying about Madonna. She's probably just retooling for her next surge."
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"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."
"Relax, honey - change is good."
Tags:death, grim reaper, black humor, language, clichés, dark humor, dark humour, die, dies, dying, transition, transitions, change, changes, changing, positive change, positive changes, afterlife, afterlives, good change, good changes, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, mankoff
"I know what I said ten minutes ago. That was the old me talking."
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"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."
Tags:office, offices, pointless, change, changes, internal change, business, businesses, manage, managers, management, managerial, managing, supervise, supervisory, supervisor, supervisors, supervises, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, organise, organised, reorganised, structure, restructure, restructured, honest, honesty, blunt, bluntness, frank, frankness
"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."
Tags:cow, cows, horse, horses, cattle, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, partner, partners, difference, differences, unfair, unfairness, long term relationship, long term relationships, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, high expectations
"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
Tags:evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers, resume, resumes, update your resume, updating your resume, career change, career changes, change, changes, changing, amphibian, amphibians, fish, tetrapod, tetrapods, change, changes, changing, frog, frogs, toad, toads, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes
Adolescence is Coming!
"All those in favor of the new me say 'Aye.' "
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
Tags:renovate, renovation, renovates, renovating, change, changes, remodel, remodeling, remodels, remodeled, bathroom, home decoration, refurbishment, ambition, ambitions, rationalising, rationise, rationalizing, rationalize, shop, shopping, shops, buy, buying, bought, buys, store, stores, sale, sales, lower ambitions, give up, give-up
"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
Tags:improve, improvement, improvements, improved, better, interior design, interior decorating, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovated, changed, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, changed man, newlywed, newlyweds, new wife, new wives, new house, new home, man, men
"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, storybook, storybooks, storybook romance, storybook romances, textbook case, textbooks cases, boring, dull, unexciting, stale, stagnant, stable, stability, romance, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, stages of a relationship, transformed, changed, change, transformation, transformations, changes, psychology, failure, failures, writing, book, books, literature
"How about an apple split for a change?"
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, fruit, fruits, banana, bananas, apple, apples, banana split, banana splits, pudding, puddings, dessert, desserts, angry, upset, change, changes, changing, different, doing something different, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, food, talking food
"If I won forty-seven million dollars in the lottery, I wouldn't change a thing. Not at first."
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"Come back—I can change!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, partners, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, giving up, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, stone, stones, change, changes, changing, i can change, come back, return, pleading, begging, convincing, geology, geologist, geologists, science, unchanging, set in stone, rigid, fixed, set in their ways, stubborn, inflexible, obstinate
"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, bride-to-be, having doubts, wedding, weddings, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, groom-to-be, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, nerves, nervous, pre-wedding jitters, man of your dreams, mr. right, soulmate, soulmates, romance, love, wedding day jitters, newspaper, newspapers, news, media, journalism, change, changes, constancy, dependable
Size 0, formerly known as Size 6.
Tags:size, sizes, fashion, fashions, pants, trouser, trousers, brand, brands, clothes stores, clothes store, clothes shop, clothes shops, change, changing, changes, media, women's clothes, womens clothes, annoy, annoying, larger, bigger, enlarge, annoyed, confidence, confident, trend, trends, fashionista
"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."
"This year, tax reform has radically changed the federal tables and methods for calculating witholding taxes."
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"I'm in the market for an easier religion."
"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."
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"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."
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