Rehabilitated At Last
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political party, political parties, american politics, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, constitution, american constitution, we the people, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, correction, corrections, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, correcting, changing, politics, government, american government"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."
"Relax, honey - change is good."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, old me, new me, turning over a new leaf, change, changes, changing, psychology, self-improvement"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."
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cow, cows, horse, horses, cattle, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, partner, partners, difference, differences, unfair, unfairness, long term relationship, long term relationships, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, high expectations"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, worker, workers, employee, employees, office, offices, office life, technology, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, touch-tone, dialing, dialling, dial, dials, keypad, keypads, number pad, number pads, rotary, old-fashioned, retro, sad, crying, out of date, out-of-date, switching, changing, change.changes, firing, unemployed, unemployment, laid-off, lay-off, modern life"All those in favor of the new me say 'Aye.' "
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aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
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improve, improvement, improvements, improved, better, interior design, interior decorating, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovated, changed, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, changed man, newlywed, newlyweds, new wife, new wives, new house, new home, man, men"How about an apple split for a change?"
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, fruit, fruits, banana, bananas, apple, apples, banana split, banana splits, pudding, puddings, dessert, desserts, angry, upset, change, changes, changing, different, doing something different, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, food, talking food"Come back—I can change!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, partners, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, giving up, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, stone, stones, change, changes, changing, i can change, come back, return, pleading, begging, convincing, geology, geologist, geologists, science, unchanging, set in stone, rigid, fixed, set in their ways, stubborn, inflexible, obstinate"Today is the day I start the new me!"
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animals, animal, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, kittens, kitten, animal hoarder, hoarder, hoarders, mess, messy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, drink, drinker, drinking, martini, martinis, bath, bathing, relax, relaxation, relaxing, change, changing, new me, new life, life changes, life changing, motivation, motivational, lazy, laziness, unmotivated, couch potato, couch potatoes, cat fight, cat fights, adopt don't shop, adoption, pet adoption"May I keep my collar on?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, gown, gowns, hospital gown, hospital gowns, johnny, johnnies, clothes, clothing, collar, collars, getting undressed, changing, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, dog clothing, dog clothes, clothing for dogs, keep, jewellery, jewelrySize 0, formerly known as Size 6.
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size, sizes, fashion, fashions, pants, trouser, trousers, brand, brands, clothes stores, clothes store, clothes shop, clothes shops, change, changing, changes, media, women's clothes, womens clothes, annoy, annoying, larger, bigger, enlarge, annoyed, confidence, confident, trend, trends, fashionista"I'm in the market for an easier religion."
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religion, religions, religious, easier, god, gods, strict, too strict, too formal, formal, in the market, new, change, changes, changing, conversion, conversions, converting, convert, converts, change of heart, convenient, convenience"I know. But I think I can change him."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couple, couples, odd couple, odd couples, vampire, vampires, dracula, myth, myths, legend, legends, monster, monsters, literature, bram stoker, change, changing, man, men, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes, meeting the parents, psychology, bad idea, bad ideasFred Philpot, Born 1944.
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let it all hang out, hippie, hippies, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, hip, corporate, corporation, switch, switched, eighties, 80s, 1980s, statue, statues, memory, memories, life, change, changing, businessmen, businessman, generation, generations, middle age, middle-age, play on words, mid-life, baby-boomer, baby-boomers, monument, monuments"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."
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presidential visit, presidential visits, small town, small towns, out of touch, visit, visits, visiting, change, changes, poor person, poor people, politician, politicians, political elite, political elites, change, changes, changing, create change, creating change, common man, common person, common people"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."
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secret identity, secret identities, phone booth, phone booths, change, changes, changing, identity, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, public phone, public phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, cliche, cliches, change, changes, changing, disguise, disguises, phonebooth, phoneboothsTurning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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hype, hyping, excited, excite, excitement, process, processing, change, changing, tech, technology, techs, technologies, technological, machine, machinery, public relations, public, public relation, pr, p r, internet, audience, audiences, buyer, buyers, demand, demands, productive, productivity, buyer desire, business, businesses, advert, ad, ads, advertising, commercial, commercials, marketing, market, brand, branding, brandedOur Summer Without Dave
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