Rehabilitated At Last
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"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
Republicans & Constitution
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"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."
"Relax, honey - change is good."
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"I know what I said ten minutes ago. That was the old me talking."
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"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."
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"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
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"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."
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"All those in favor of the new me say 'Aye.' "
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
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"How about an apple split for a change?"
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"Come back—I can change!"
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"Today is the day I start the new me!"
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"May I keep my collar on?"
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Size 0, formerly known as Size 6.
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"I'm in the market for an easier religion."
"I know. But I think I can change him."
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Fred Philpot, Born 1944.
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"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."
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"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."
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Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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Our Summer Without Dave
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"Are you decent?"
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