Channel Cartoons

"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"

The tanning channel.

"That's the catnip channel. We had to take it to get the cheese channel."

"And now here's Zeus with the weather."

Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:

"Lately, I've been channelling all my sexual energy into sex."

Channelling on the Cheap

"I'm tired of the Mom channel. Switch to the Dad channel."

"Would you please pick something and quit channel surfing."

A man sees some fish on TV; using his TV remote he magically moves the fish from the TV into the fishbowl on top of his TV.

"O.K., you can be in charge of the remote if I can be in charge of the thermostat."

"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Fox News has actually learned squat. Details at ten."

"But, Marge, five hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"We have HBO, ESPN, and all the rest, but, mostly, we just watch the cheese channel."

"Let's watch the eternal damnation channel."

"Let's watch the eternal damnation channel."

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

Surfing Beach.

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

"It appears the people of Atlantis not only had TV but boring, stupid programming!"

Candidates On Cable.