"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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"Of course I'm angry—look at me."
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"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
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Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past
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"Wilbur is consistently unpleasant-a sort of Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde."
"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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'Where's My Job'
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"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.
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"You're either the olive or the Martini."
"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
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"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."
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"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."
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"Everyone's a bottomless pit of something."
"Do we have your blessing?"
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"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
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"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."
"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."
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"Every man for himself!"
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"Three Hysterically Blind Mice"
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