"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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moby dick, herman melville, whale, whales, ahab, captain, captains, captain ahab, reminisce, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, literature, book, books, novel, novels, fiction, fictions, character, characters, personified, personification, regret, regrets, wistful, wistfully, whaling, whales, whaled, whaler, harpoon, harpooning"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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modern, modern life, modern world, hipster, hipsters, something to prove, prove, proving, cool, coolness, fashion, fashions, fashionable, before it was cool, character, characters, classic cartoon, classic cartoons, classics, tv, old tv, old television, nostalgia, nostalgic, urban life, urban living, graphic tee, graphic tees, shirt, shirts, grown man, grown men, man baby, baby man, outfit, outfits, status, status symbol"Of course I'm angry—look at me."
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game, games, app, apps, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, angry, upset, character, characters, video game, video games, computer game, computer games, computer, computers, looks, appearance"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
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alice's adventures in wonderland, book, books, literary, literature, novel, novels, kids, kid, child, children, childhood, kid's book, children's book, lewis carroll, fiction, fictional, tweedledee, tweedledum, character, characters, politics, political, political parties, democrat, democrats, democratic, republican, republicans, gop, political preference, twin, twins, brother, brothersHare reading a book while the tortoise races past
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aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, book, books, story, stories, character, characters, rest, resting, tree, trees, race, races, racing, read, reading, sport, sports, run, running, runner, runners, writer, writers, author, authors, literature, word play, wordplay, book title, book titles, appropriate book title, appropriate book titles, title, titles, animal, animals"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists'Where's My Job'
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bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, movie, movies, film, films, entertainment, live action, animated, animation, character, characters"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.
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rapunzel, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, book, books, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, book character, book characters, film, films, movie, movies, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, snaking the drain, drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, unclogging, unclogging the drain, hair, long hair, long hair problems, girl, girls, woman, women, females, girl problems, female problems"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
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kid, kids, children, child, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, animal, animals, human, humans, being human, manners, social norms, etiquette, respect, values, character, characters, mascot, mascots, morals, ethics, beliefs, attitudes, humanity"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."
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"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."
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