"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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moby dick, herman melville, whale, whales, ahab, captain, captains, captain ahab, reminisce, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, literature, book, books, novel, novels, fiction, fictions, character, characters, personified, personification, regret, regrets, wistful, wistfully, whaling, whales, whaled, whaler, harpoon, harpooning"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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judge, judges, court, courtrooms, courtroom, law, laws, crime, crimes, criminals, criminal, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense, defence, defense attorney, prosecutor, solicitor, barrister, trial lawyer, defense attorneys, judging, ruling, rules, indignant, individual, individuals, character, characters, trial lawyers, defendant, defendants, guilty, not guilty, guilt, jury, honor, juries, weak defense"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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modern, modern life, modern world, hipster, hipsters, something to prove, prove, proving, cool, coolness, fashion, fashions, fashionable, before it was cool, character, characters, classic cartoon, classic cartoons, classics, tv, old tv, old television, nostalgia, nostalgic, urban life, urban living, graphic tee, graphic tees, shirt, shirts, grown man, grown men, man baby, baby man, outfit, outfits, status, status symbol"Of course I'm angry—look at me."
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game, games, app, apps, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, angry, upset, character, characters, video game, video games, computer game, computer games, computer, computers, looks, appearance"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, shoe, shoes, footwear, hat, hats"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, emperor, emperors, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, plate, plates, dish, dishes, empty, invisible, new, cuisine, word play, wordplay"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"
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alice's adventures in wonderland, book, books, literary, literature, novel, novels, kids, kid, child, children, childhood, kid's book, children's book, lewis carroll, fiction, fictional, tweedledee, tweedledum, character, characters, politics, political, political parties, democrat, democrats, democratic, republican, republicans, gop, political preference, twin, twins, brother, brothersSuggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.
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business, unemployment, animals, entertainment, celebrities, writing, characters, maps, easter bunny, strikes, pickets, picket lines, unions, christmas, santa claus, tooth fairy, united parcel service, stork, post office, courier, couriers, parcel, parcels, package, packages, delivery, deliveries, delivery men, delivery man, strike, strikes, industrial action, industrial dispute, industrial disputesHare reading a book while the tortoise races past
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aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, book, books, story, stories, character, characters, rest, resting, tree, trees, race, races, racing, read, reading, sport, sports, run, running, runner, runners, writer, writers, author, authors, literature, word play, wordplay, book title, book titles, appropriate book title, appropriate book titles, title, titles, animal, animals"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists'Where's My Job'
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world of work, new job, new hire, hiring, hires, recruiting, recruitment, recruiter, human resource, human resources, hr, h r, pun, puns, word play, word-play, play on words, waldo, wally, invisible, invisible homeless, homeless, hobo, bum, job, jobs, fired, fire, unemployment, unemployed, dole, on the dole, benefits, public benefit, public benefits, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, character, characters"The axe is falling! The axe is falling!"
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bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, movie, movies, film, films, entertainment, live action, animated, animation, character, characters"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.
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rapunzel, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, book, books, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, book character, book characters, film, films, movie, movies, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, snaking the drain, drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, unclogging, unclogging the drain, hair, long hair, long hair problems, girl, girls, woman, women, females, girl problems, female problems"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
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kid, kids, children, child, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, animal, animals, human, humans, being human, manners, social norms, etiquette, respect, values, character, characters, mascot, mascots, morals, ethics, beliefs, attitudes, humanity"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, famous, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, high hopes, disappointed, disappointment, jail, jail, prison, prisons, incarceration, imprisoned, locked up, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, crime, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, cartoons"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
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