Charge Cartoons

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"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."

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"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

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More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

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"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."

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"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

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"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

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"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

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"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."

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Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.

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"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"

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The Insanity Plea.

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A la Carte

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"At this time the family is grieving and suing."

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"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"

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Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"

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"My charges are based on a sliding scale, depending upon the amount of respect and consideration I'm shown."

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Power Up

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"She's got what we call a sock on the antenna! Afraid I'll have to take her down to the shop!"

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"Nice—what do you charge?"

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"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

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"You are charged with being in the wrong place at the wrong time. How do you plead?"

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"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

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"… And then he goes around town whining about how much I charged him. What ever happened to 'doctor-patient confidentiality'?''

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"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."

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"You're charged with the class crime of hanging fuzzy dice from the rear-view mirror of your Rolls Royce."

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