Charge Cartoons

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"I think I was only invited for one reason."

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."

"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

"Brightening the lives of passersby without a license, Your Honor."

"Those are fees incurred for requesting an explanation of your fees."

"Nice—what do you charge?"

"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."

"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

Power Up

"One senior and one refuses to accept he's a senior."

The Insanity Plea.

"Pshaw! I grabbed the wrong bag."

"Es usted Diners' Club?"

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"

Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I know I can't make you drink, but there's still an eight-dollar minimum."

"I've been thinking about thinking about your case … for which I charge only half my usual rate."