Charges Cartoons

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."

"I think I was only invited for one reason."

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

"Brightening the lives of passersby without a license, Your Honor."

"Those are fees incurred for requesting an explanation of your fees."

"Nice—what do you charge?"

"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"One senior and one refuses to accept he's a senior."

"Pshaw! I grabbed the wrong bag."

"Es usted Diners' Club?"

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I've been thinking about thinking about your case … for which I charge only half my usual rate."

"That's the hospital policy. Cashiers must be familiar with emergency shock treatment."

"There's only so much modern medecine can do given your lousy insurance coverage."

"There's only so much modern medecine can do given your lousy insurance coverage."

"… And then he goes around town whining about how much I charged him. What ever happened to 'doctor-patient confidentiality'?''

"You are charged with being in the wrong place at the wrong time. How do you plead?"

"Just a reminder, … I'll be billing all seven personalities together."