"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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thief, thieves, mug, mugs, mugging, muggings, mugged, platinum, platinum card, platinum cards, travel, travels, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, miles, mugger, muggers, favor, favors, favour, favours, do a favor, doing a favor, do a favour, doing a favour, credit, credit card, credit cards, credit rating, credit ratings, charge, charges, charge card, charge cards"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."
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lawyer, lawyers, fee, fees, payment, payments, cost, costs, legal fee, legal fees, legal team, legal teams, charge, charges, charging, high price, high priced, attorney, attorneys, quiet, listen, listens, listening, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, motivation, motivations, sellout, sellouts, selling out, sell out, sell outs"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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invitation, invitations, invite, invites, inviting, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, beach party, beach parties, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used, feel used, feels used, feeling used, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, charge, charges, charging, charger, chargers, battery, batteries, battery life, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, client, clients, jury, juries, foreman, foremen, verdict, verdicts, guilty, charge, charges, positive, positives, positive side, optimism, optimist, optimists, openness, energy, psychology, psychobabble"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."
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minimalist, minimalists, spare, interior designer, interior designers, charge, charges, charging, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, limited budget, limited budgets, budget, budgets, proposal, proposals, design proposal, design proposals, price, prices, high price, high prices, contradiction, contradictions, contradictory, decoration, decorations, interior decorator, interior decorators"Those are fees incurred for requesting an explanation of your fees."
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bank, banks, banking, bank teller, bank tellers, teller, tellers, customer service, service, fee, fees, explanation, explanations, request, requests, requesting, extra, extra fee, extra fees, additional fee, additional fees, money, finances, charge, charges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden charge, hidden charges, unexpected, inquiry, inquiries, banking fees"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"
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sue, suing, law, laws, legal, lawyer, child, children, kid, kids, questioning, charge, prosecute, charges, prosecutes, indict, indicts, precocious, parental, advice, ask, asking, questions, culture, suing culture, compensation, compensations, compensation culture, compo culture, learn, learning, copy, copying"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"
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conversation, conversations, talk, talks, talking, communication, communications, communicating, phone, phones, cell, cells, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, dead battery, charger, chargers, charge, charges, charging, date, dates, modern life"One senior and one refuses to accept he's a senior."
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old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, cinema, cinemas, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, film, films, movie, movies, going to the movies, going to the cinema, ticket, tickets, fare, fares, fee, fees, charge, charges, price, prices, discount, discounts, concession, concessions, in denial, nonacceptance, entertainment"Pshaw! I grabbed the wrong bag."
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doctor, doctors, rich, riches, physician, physicians, housecall, housecalls, house call, house calls, medical bag, medical bags, moneybag, moneybags, money bag, money bags, payment, payments, bill, bills, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, medical bill, medical bills, wrong bag, wrong bags, briefcase, briefcases, payoff, payoffs, paying off, paid off, first world problem, first world problems, accident, accidents, accidents, charge, charges, charging"Es usted Diners' Club?"
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charge, charges, charge card, charge cards, credit card, credit cards, travel, travels, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, vacation, vacations, mexico, mexican, middle class, expectant, ignorant, ignorance, communicate, communicates, communication, accept, accepts, accepting, middle class, upper class, upper classes, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, inconsiderateMaynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"
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whisperer, whisperers, tame, tames, taming, animal, animals, animal expert, animal experts, job, jobs, high risk, high risk job, high risk jobs, cemetery, cemeteries, grave, graves, grave stone, grave stones, short life, short lives, dangerous job, dangerous jobs, bull, bulls, charge, charges, charging, matador, matadors, trample, tramples, trampled, die, dies, dying, short-livedThree lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.
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turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, transportation, fare, fares, fee, fees, charges, pass, passes, cash, money, riddle, riddles, troll, trolls, myth, myths, legend, legends, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, duty, duties, money, charge, charges, fee, fees, legal fees, pay, paying, greed, greedy, avarice, business, ethics, unethical"I've been thinking about thinking about your case … for which I charge only half my usual rate."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, justice, vindication, revenge, exoneration, bill, bills, billing, money, legal billing, legal fees, legal costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, greed, greedy, thinking, rate, rates, charge, charges"That's the hospital policy. Cashiers must be familiar with emergency shock treatment."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, hospital policy, hospital policies, cashier, cashiers, nurse, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, fees, charges, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, shock, surprise, heart attack, heart attacks, emergency, emergencies, shock treatment, defibrillator, defibrillators, health insurance, medical insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare"There's only so much modern medecine can do given your lousy insurance coverage."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, modern medicine, medical technology, money, medical bills, fees, charges, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, insurance coverage, limited, limit, limits, limitation, limitations, treatment, treatments, treating, curing, cure, cures"There's only so much modern medecine can do given your lousy insurance coverage."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, modern medicine, medical technology, money, medical bills, fees, charges, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, insurance coverage, limited, limit, limits, limitation, limitations, treatment, treatments, treating, curing, cure, cures"… And then he goes around town whining about how much I charged him. What ever happened to 'doctor-patient confidentiality'?''
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, charge, charges, fee, fees, medical billing, doctor-patient confidentiality, confidentiality, complaint, complaints, whining, complaining, ungrateful, unappreciative"You are charged with being in the wrong place at the wrong time. How do you plead?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, plea, wrong place, wrong time, charge, charges"Just a reminder, … I'll be billing all seven personalities together."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, multiple personality disorder, dissociative identity disorder, multiple personalities, personality, personalities, billing, medical billing, money, bill, bills, charges, fee, fees, payment, payments