"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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My Goal: The Hamptons
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"Your generous donation," said the Dodo, "will help us in our quest to find a cure for extinction."
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"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."
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Save the Whales
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"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."
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"Quick! I need some more charitable donations!"
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"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."
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"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."
"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"
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"Sorry, I'm an avenging angel."
Woman's Charity Box Is Marked 'Give', Business Man's Hat Is Marked 'Get'
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"Seems to start earlier every year."
"Hey! How about a little something for the intern?"
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"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
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"Despots don't come any more benevolent than this."
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"I've donated all my diplomas to Doctors Without Diplomas."
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Too Much Money
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Rabbit in a Hat
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A panhandler with a sign that reads "A portion of the proceeds goes to him" and an arrow that points to another panhandler.
'Help me out!"
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"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"
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"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."
"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."
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