Chat Cartoons

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

"He's not much fun, but he's made entirely from recycled materials."

"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."

"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

"This is a night for white wine."

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

"And that's Mrs. Glenfyrn. She created the role."

"I'd never go out with him, but he does give great cubicle."

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

"Your faucet is running."

"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"

The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."

"I'm so glad we've had this little talk, Earl!"