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"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
"You play the castanets very well."
"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."
"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"
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"How about that! We're both carrying the same de-luxe executive personal-management portfolio."
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"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."
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"I've always had this vague curiosity about me."
"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
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"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."
"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
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"Would you care to put your filthy paws on me?"
"I'm on sabbatical from a marriage in Lewiston, Maine."
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"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."
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"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."
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"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."
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"Would you like to grab a water sometime?"
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"How can I access this heart?"
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"I noticed you looking at me."
"Can I buy you a house?"
"Bland, James Bland."
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"There are some strings. They're just not attached."
"I'm what you call a 'Ruralsexual'."