"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."
"First time, long time."
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"Stop me if I get to jabbering and start a war."
"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."
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"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."
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"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."
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"Harold, we need to talk."
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Late Night with Patrick O'Brian
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"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"
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Why Kids Don't Host Talk Shows
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"They do very well in a talk show format."
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"Not many lemmings survive the experience, let alone write a book about it."
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"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."
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"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."
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"And I'm happy to be here, Johnny."
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"Haven't you noticed, Ned, how everyone's films are getting shallower except mine."
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"Here's what I want to say, Tony: You, me, everybody in our industry can make a difference. There, I've said it."
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