"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"I'm working on a children's book."
"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
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"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."
"You play the castanets very well."
"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."
"I could find the chink in your armor if I were given time."
"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"
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"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"
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"How about that! We're both carrying the same de-luxe executive personal-management portfolio."
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"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."
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"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
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"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."
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"I'm Danny Felner, a soft-edged kind of guy. We're coming back."
"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."
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"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
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"So - how long have you lived in New York?"
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"Would you care to put your filthy paws on me?"
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"I'm on sabbatical from a marriage in Lewiston, Maine."
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"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."
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"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."
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"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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