Chatting Up Cartoons

"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."

Effective Catcalls

"I'm working on a children's book."

"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

"You play the castanets very well."

"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."

"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"

"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"

"How about that! We're both carrying the same de-luxe executive personal-management portfolio."

"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."

"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

Sexual Arena Football

"I'm Danny Felner, a soft-edged kind of guy. We're coming back."

"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."

"So - how long have you lived in New York?"

"Would you care to put your filthy paws on me?"

"I'm on sabbatical from a marriage in Lewiston, Maine."

"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."