"You don't get an office. You get cargo pants."
"More Château de Costco?"
Tags:wine, wines, costco, bulk, bulk size, buy in bulk, buying in bulk, wholesale, wholesale price, wholesale prices, wine snob, wine snobs, fine wine, fine wines, boxed wine, boxed wines, box wine, box wines, save, saves, savings, spendthrift, thrifty, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, purchase, purchases, club store, club stores
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
Tags:office supplies, back-to-school, money saver, money savers, money saving, cheap, thrifty, frugal, cheapskate, cheapskates, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thievery, pencil, pencils, back-to-shool sale, back-to-school sales, stolen, student, students, school supplies, pen, pens, hole punch, hole punches
"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
Tags:bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, thrifty, thriftiness, first class, upper class, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, seatmate, seatmates, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, faux pas, unwelcome, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing, personal space
"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
Tags:peanut, peanuts, round of drinks, drinks round, drinks rounds, nut, nuts, bar nut, bar nuts, pub nut, pub nuts, freeloader, freeloaders, free-loader, free-loaders, freeloading, free-loading, drinks, drinks, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, publican, publicans, freebie, freebies, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers
"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."
Budget Sideshow Attractions
"Say - do we really want to bury this Armani necktie?"
Tags:designer clothes, designer clothing, designer label, designer labels, necktie, neckties, neck-tie, neck-ties, tie, ties, fashions, fashionable, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, burial, burials, outfit, outfits, cheapskate, cheapskates, heir, heirs, heirloom, heirlooms, expense, expensive, burial clothes
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"I much prefer random acts of kindness to the habitual ones."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, homeless, homelessness, food pantry, food pantries, food bank, food banks, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, feed the homeless, charity shop, charity shops, charity, charities, donate, donation, donations, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandled, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, spare some change, bum, bums, poor, poverty, habit, habits, habitual, random acts of kindness, stingy, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates
"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"
Tags:servant, servants, butler, butlers, save, saves, savings, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, savings, savings account, savings accounts, save up, saves up, saving up, change, spare change, penny, pennies, rich, riches, spendthrift, rich person, rich people, take it to the bank, taking it to the bank, elite, elites, wealth, wealthy, wealth gap, wealth gaps
"I do want to solve all my problems, but I'll wait till it comes out in soft cover."
Tags:woman, women, problem, problems, issue, issues, book, books, book store, bookstore, book stores, bookstores, library, paperback, hard cover, soft cover, best seller, best-seller, best sellers, best-sellers, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, writer, writers, writing, write, author, authors, literary, literacy, literature, book, books, novel, novels, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates
"If I could afford a plane, I'd hire a plane."
Tags:banner, banners, plane banner, plane banners, skywriting, campaign, campaigns, political campaign, political campaigns, campaign advertisement, campaign advertisements, campaign advertising, vote, votes, voting, gotv, get out the vote, low budget, advertising budget, budget, budgets, strapped for cash, cheap, cheap alternative, cheap alternatives, cheapskate, cheapskates, inexpensive, campaign finance, campaign finances, political advertisement, political advertising
Tags:generic, no name, no names, no label, no labels, no brand, no brands, generics, customer, customers, product, products, grocery store, groceries, grocery shop, food shop, food store, food stores, grocery stores, grocery shops, food shops, supermarket, supermarkets, food, label, labelled, labels, labeled, modern life, shopping, grocery shopping, food shopping, trend, trends, trendy, nameless, store brand, consumer, consumers, consumption, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates
"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, one, ones, single, singles, cutting costs, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, finances, cheapskate, cheapskates, recession, economy, bad idea, bad ideas, mistake, mistakes, business, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, reproduction
"I'd just like to let you know that even in good times I'd let you get the check."
"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."
"See! We have the Grand Canyon to ourselves!"
"One senior and one undead."
"I'll let you out in front of the theatre so you can run ahead and buy the tickets."
"After seventeen years of marriage, could we once not split the check?"
Tags:splitting the check, splitting the cheque, money management, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, going dutch, date, dates, date night, date nights, husband, husbands, wife, wives, joint bank account, joint bank accounts, commitment phobia, shared finances, integrated finances, bank account, bank accounts, financial independence
"The best things in life are free. The worst are $19.95."
Tags:tip, tips, life tip, life tips, cheapskate, cheapskates, inexpensive, quality, poor quality, low quality, cost of living, living cost, living costs, free, father, fathers, son, sons, father-son chat, father son chats, chat, chats, chatting, wisdom, pearls of wisdom, wise, price, prices, quality goods, inferior goods
"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picking up, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, fail, fails, failure, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, pay back, return, money, cheap, frugal, stingy, cheapskate, cheapskates
"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."
Tags:borrow, borrows, borrowing, borrower, borrowers, cheapskate, cheapskates, duel, duels, duelling, dueller, duellers, duellist, duellists, fencing, fencer, fencers, swordfight, sword fight, sword fights, swordfighting, sword fighting, draw, draws, stalemate, stalemates, possession, possessions, possessive, possessiveness, epee, three musketeers
"I'm not ordering any lunch, Caswell - I'm going to eat yours."