Cheapskate Cartoons

"You don't get an office. You get cargo pants."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40012
High Res:
2000x1695 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, offices, personal office, workplace, workplaces, cargo pants, cargo trousers, pocket, pockets, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, oppressive, onerous, unfair, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, cost-cutting, cost-cutting measure, cost-cutting measures

"More Château de Costco?"

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC125555
High Res:
6013x4786 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wine, wines, costco, bulk, bulk size, buy in bulk, buying in bulk, wholesale, wholesale price, wholesale prices, wine snob, wine snobs, fine wine, fine wines, boxed wine, boxed wines, box wine, box wines, save, saves, savings, spendthrift, thrifty, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, purchase, purchases, club store, club stores

"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43631
High Res:
1425x1308 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, thrifty, thriftiness, first class, upper class, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, seatmate, seatmates, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, faux pas, unwelcome, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing, personal space

"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC122801
High Res:
3290x2751 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office supplies, back-to-school, money saver, money savers, money saving, cheap, thrifty, frugal, cheapskate, cheapskates, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thievery, pencil, pencils, back-to-shool sale, back-to-school sales, stolen, student, students, school supplies, pen, pens, hole punch, hole punches

"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC122614
High Res:
3269x2818 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
get well, get well card, get well cards, card, cards, waste of money, wastes of money, funeral, funerals, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, good luck, good luck charm, good luck charms, rest in peace, rip, stingy, thrifty, cheapskate, cheapskates, tasteless

"Would you mind getting lunch? All my money is in a blind trust."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC36569
High Res:
2328x2050 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
blind trust, blind trusts, faux pas, bill, bills, foot the bill, footing the bill, buy, buys, buying, lunch, lunches, lunch date, lunch dates, tacky, pay the bill, paying the bill, cheapskate, cheapskates, red flag, red flags, irresponsible, irresponsibility

Jurassic Pork

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC24090
High Res:
1462x1282 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pork, pig, pigs, stegosaurus, stegosauruses, dinosaur, dinosaurs, theme park, theme parks, knockoff, knockoffs, knock-off, knock-offs, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, dino, dinos, pretend, pretends, pretending

Al D'Amato's Suggestion Box

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC28181
High Res:
2285x1775 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
senator, senators, former senator, former senators, clinton, clintons, hillary, bill clinton, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, carpetbagger, carpetbaggers, carpetbagging, al d'amato, d'amato, concern, concerns, suggestion, suggestions, suggestion box, suggestion boxes

Bartlett's Expanded Quotations

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC30979
High Res:
2351x1285 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, familiar quotations, bartlett, bartlett's, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, scold, scolds, scolding, frustrate, frustration, frustrations, family, families

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC140756
High Res:
4700x3565 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
participation, participation trophy, participation trophies, raise, raises, pay raise, pay raises, pay rise, pay rises, wage, wages, low wage, low wages, underpaid, boss, bosses, manager, managers, corporate culture, corporate ladder, big corporation, reward, rewards, ribbon, ribbons, cheapskate, cheapskates

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC142362
High Res:
3088x3184 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
borrow, borrows, borrowing, borrower, borrowers, cheapskate, cheapskates, duel, duels, duelling, dueller, duellers, duellist, duellists, fencing, fencer, fencers, swordfight, sword fight, sword fights, swordfighting, sword fighting, draw, draws, stalemate, stalemates, possession, possessions, possessive, possessiveness, epee, three musketeers

" 'Best if used before 1/1/2000.' "

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC40703
High Res:
1606x1381 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
computer, computers, outdated, outmoded, office equipment, office, offices, cubicle, cubicles, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, office work, fine print, work computer, work computers, antiquated, dated, antique, antiques

"The great thing about self-medicating is there is a low co-pay."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC143262
High Res:
4750x3996 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
self-medication, self-medicating, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, prescription, prescription medication, cost, costs, medical fee, medical fees, co-pay, co-pays, health insurance, medication, medications, medical debt, medical debts, debt, debts, expensive, american healthcare, insurance company, insurance companies, cheap, cheaper option, cheaper options, thrifty, cheapskate, cheapskates

New Twenty

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC40395
High Res:
1618x907 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
twenty, twenty dollar bill, twenty dollar bills, 20 dollar bill, 20 dollar bills, $20, redesign, redesigns, redesigning, grandparent, grandparents, parent, parents, nag, nags, nagging, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, cliche, cliches, thrifty, spendthrift, advice, motherly advice, fatherly advice, money, money doesn't grow on trees, don't spend it all in one place, a penny saved is a penny earned, hard-earned money, hard-earned dollar, hard-earned dollars

"That's out of my price range. Do you have anything that's free?"

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC121633
High Res:
3343x2870 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
diamond ring, diamond rings, engagement ring, engagement rings, diamond, diamonds, ring, rings, jewelry, jeweler, jewelers, jeweller, jewellers, jewellery, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, jewelry store, jewelry stores, jewelry shop, jewelry shops, jewellery shop, jewellery shops, jewellery store, jewellery stores, price range, prince ranges, price-range, price-ranges, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, romance, romances, proposal, proposals

"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC28400
High Res:
3131x3181 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
peanut, peanuts, round of drinks, drinks round, drinks rounds, nut, nuts, bar nut, bar nuts, pub nut, pub nuts, freeloader, freeloaders, free-loader, free-loaders, freeloading, free-loading, drinks, drinks, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, publican, publicans, freebie, freebies, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers

"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC139995
High Res:
2979x2303 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picking up, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, fail, fails, failure, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, pay back, return, money, cheap, frugal, stingy, cheapskate, cheapskates

"I wanted to get her a car instead of that ten carat diamond ring, but I couldn't find a fake Mercedes."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302623
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, bad husband, bad boyfriend, bad spouse, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, counterfeiting, gifts, gifting, gift, gift giving, cheapskate, cheapskates

Thrifty Credit Union

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300548
High Res:
2467x1675 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, credit union, credit unions, bank, banks, banker, bankers, banking, thrifty, frugal, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, oxymoron, oxymorons, figure of speech

"Did you hear, dear? They finally put an end to welfare as we know it."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CX304595
High Res:
3200x2421 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, rich person, rich men, rich man, wealthy man, wealthy men, wealthy people, wealthy person, welfare, food stamps, financial assistance, republican, republicans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, pretentious, snob, snobs, stingy, cheap, cheapskate, selfish

Avoiding Dental Expenses

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CX304771
High Res:
2246x2096 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
toothache, toothaches, dental expenses, dentist, dentists, cheapskate, cheapskates, skinflint, skinflints, irresponsible, irresponsibility, stingy, stingy, horse, horses, medieval, medieval times, dental work, pulling out a tooth, rotten tooth, rotten teeth, bad tooth, bad teeth, extraction, extractions

"Say - do we really want to bury this Armani necktie?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC45076
High Res:
1856x1172 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
designer clothes, designer clothing, designer label, designer labels, necktie, neckties, neck-tie, neck-ties, tie, ties, fashions, fashionable, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, burial, burials, outfit, outfits, cheapskate, cheapskates, heir, heirs, heirloom, heirlooms, expense, expensive, burial clothes

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

Artist:
Stevenson, James
Search ID:
CC76949
High Res:
2208x3134 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
giotto, art, artist, artists, italian art, italian painter, italian painters, paint, painting, paintings, giotto di bondone, chapel, chapels, church, churches, artwork, work of art, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates

"It hurts when I pay."

Artist:
Sparks, Rich
Search ID:
AB101747
High Res:
1392x1005 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
play on words, word play, word-play, freudian slip, freudian slips, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, examination, exam, examine, examined, hurt, hurts, it hurts when, where does it hurt, medical professional, check up, checkup, check-up, medicare, aca, affordable care, obamacare, insurance, health insurance, money, pay, paying, paid, payment, payments, expensive, expenses, cost, costs, costly, sound, sound joke, tight, tight fisted, scrooge, cheap, cheapskate

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Artist:
Hwang, Amy
Search ID:
CC140706
High Res:
3016x2633 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
florist, florists, flower shop, flower shops, flower, flowers, plant, plants, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, bouquet, bouquets, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, frugal, buying flowers, floral designer, floral designers, floral design