"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
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"How can you feel threatened by someone young enough to be your sullen, uncommunicative daughter?"
"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."
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"I only sniffed his ass to be polite."
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"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."
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"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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"Coordinates 135 and 350."
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"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
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"Well, pardon me for living!"
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"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
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"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."
"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
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"Oh, all right, dear. For the sake of argument, let's say there is another woman, whom I'll call Muffy."
Pensioner carries sedan chair.
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"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."
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"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."
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"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."
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"Now, you wait right here while I go ask my wife for a divorce."
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The Hare and the Tortoise
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"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
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"You just missed her."
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"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."
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