"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
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toll, tolls, toll bridge, toll bridges, toll booth, toll booths, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, ez pass, e-z pass, turnpike, new jersey turnpike, punishments, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, electrocute, electrocutes, electrocuting, electrocution, card, cards, permission, drive through, drives through, driving through, capital punishment, death penalty"How can you feel threatened by someone young enough to be your sullen, uncommunicative daughter?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, teenager, teen, teens, teenage, daughter, daughters, sugar baby, sugar babies, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, love affair"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, marital vow, marital vows, marriage vows, till death us do partZeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheating, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse"I only sniffed his ass to be polite."
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dog, dogs, puppy, pup, puppies, animal, animals, polite, politeness, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, jealous, jealousy, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, affair, affairs, extramarital, infidelity, talking animal, talking animals, talking dog, talking dogs"My wife doesn't understand me, especially when she gets wind of situations like this."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, mistresses, misunderstanding, misunderstandings"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."
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cheat, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, cheat, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, cheats, cheater, adulterer, adulterers, its not what it looks like, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, let me explain, explain, explaining, cliche, cliches, saying, saying, married, marry, narrative, narrative, sympathy, lie, lies, liar, liars"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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flower, flowers, gift, gifts, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, spouse, spouses, unfaithfulness, lilies, lily, florist, florists, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vase, vases, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, problem, problems"Coordinates 135 and 350."
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coordinates, gps, global coordinates, directions, duel, duels, duelling, combat, combatants, fight, fights, fighting, drone, drones, modern warfare, warfare, modern technology, weapon, weaponry, drone warfare, cheat, cheating, cheater, unmatched, unfair advantage, unfair advantages, old-fashioned duel, old fashioned, gentlemen, gentleman, gentlemanly, ungentlemanly, ungentlemanly conduct"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."
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board of directors, executive, executives, split up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaking up, break-ups, goodbye, goodbyes, long goodbye, long goodbyes, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, another woman, another man, tough conversation, tough conversations, meeting, meetings, fall in love, falling in love, fallen in love"Well, pardon me for living!"
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cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, unfaithfulness, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, infidelity, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, cheating, cheater, cheaters, divorce, divorces, separation, split, compliment, compliments, complimenting, date, dates, dating, love"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, swing state, swing states, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, seeing other women, man, men, excuse, excuses, fear of commitment, noncommittal"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
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affair, affairs, office romance, office romances, workaholic, workaholics, addict, addicts, addicted, time management, time management skill, time management skills, sordid affair, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheating, practical, practicality, impractical, impracticality, workplace, workplaces, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, sneak around, sneaks around, sneaking around"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, dating, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, flight, flights, not home, modern life"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, dating, other woman, mistresses, secret, secrets, hiding, truth, doppelganger, double, twin, twins, similar, same, clone, clones"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
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history, historical, medieval, jacobean, elizabethan, english renaissance, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent's evening, parent's night, meeting the teacher, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, copy, copies, copied, homework, assignment, assignments, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, plagiarising, plagiarizing, plagiarism, too good, suspicious, genius, child genius, gifted, gifted child, gifted children, william shakespeare, shakespeare, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets, famous poet, famous poets, conference, conference, meeting, meetings, punishments, literature"Oh, all right, dear. For the sake of argument, let's say there is another woman, whom I'll call Muffy."
"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."
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brush teeth, brushes teeth, brushing teeth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, serpent, serpents, garden of eden, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, tree of knowledge, fruit of knowledge, adam, eve, adam & eve, bible story, bible stories, original sin, sins, sinning"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, babe magnet, dating, modern life"This 'road not taken' where we're going for dinner, was she also a road not travelled?"
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robert frost, poem, poetry, poems, poetic reference, poetic references, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithfulness, betrayal, betrayed, betray, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, road not taken, road less travelled, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, dinner plan, dinner plans"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, argument, dating, marriage, married life, love, lover, lovers, cheating, cheater, affair, apology, apologies, apologise, apologize, apologising, apologizing, forgive, forgiveness, excuse, excuses, truth, couple, couples, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, wife, wives, girlfriends, married, ecstasy, kiss, kissing, limo, vegas, las vegas, party, partying, what happens in vegas, but i swear that's all that happened, cliche, cliches, confession, confessions"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."
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kid, kids, child, children, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, make-believe, pretend, pretending, bad sign, red flag, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs