"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
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"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."
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"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
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"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
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"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."
"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."
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"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."
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"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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"Keep your eyes on your own screen."
"You just missed her."
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"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."
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"It's not you – it's me and my new boyfriend."
"Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that someone else is denying me sex."
"Damn, you are smooth."
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"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
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"Is it too much to ask for your trust? I've already explained that my dealings with Jennifer Monahan are of a covert nature."
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"It's not what it looks like. The sex is horrible, and we're miserable."
Wives in the Trees
"Hi - I'm your secret Santa."
"'In flagrante delicto,' indeed! You never miss an opportunity to show off your classical education, do you?"
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The Last of the Passenger Pigeons
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"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."