"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."
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tick, ticks, paranoia, paranoid, garden of eden, paradise, paradises, garden of earthly delights, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, old testament, genesis, torah, the torah, earthly paradise, check, checks, checking, bite, bites, biting, insect bite, insect bites, bug bit, bug bites, nuisance, nuisances"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science is"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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business, businessman, businessmen, appointment, appointments, meeting, meetings, appointment book, appointment books, schedule, timetable, agenda, not right, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, problem, problems, lost, confused, wrong place, incorrect, incorrect address, incorrect addresses, wrong address, wrong addresses, forest, forests, woods, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, assistant, assistants, directions, check, double-check"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence"I'll give you a few moments to recover from the prices."
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menu, menus, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, snotty restaurant, snotty restaurants, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, shock, shocks, wallet, check, checks, cheque, cheques"Let's see, who had the canary?"
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animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, cat, cats, pet, pets, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, dining, eating, paying, paying the bill, bill, bills, receipt, receipts, cheque, cheques, check, checks, money, sorting out the bill, canary, canaries, bird, birds, cat who ate the canary, cat who swallowed the canary, cat who got the canary, smirk, smirks, smile, smiles, proud, smug, self-satisfied, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms"The check is in the cloud."
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check, checks, cheque, cheques, cloud, clouds, cloud storage, cloud computer, cloud computers, cloud computing, check's in the mail, check is in the mail, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, modern update, modern updates, modern life, modern lives, internet, web storage, server, servers, web server, web servers"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."
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modern life, modern world, modern consumer, sale, sales, consumerism, ethical consumerism, neoliberal, neo-liberal, ethically sourced, cruelty-free, cruelty free, sweatshop, sweatshops, date, dates, compatibility, ethical fashion, fashions, fashionable, coffee shop, coffee date, coffee, check, background check, background checks, grilling, interrogate, interrogation, modern dating, urban life, urban world, city life, city living, pop culture"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, conflict, conflicts, bill, bills, paying, payment, money, check, checks, cheque, cheques, credit card, credit cards, going dutch, equality, modern life49% L.L. Bean / 49% I.B.M. / 2% whimsy
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businessman, businessmen, attire, attired, formal attire, formal wear, formal dress, formally dressed, split personality, split personalities, check, checked suit, checked suits, suit, suits, grey suit, grey suits, gray suit, gray suits, earring, earrings, clash, clashes, clashing, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, dress sense, casual, casual wear"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."
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harsh truths, hard truths, hard truth, honest, honesty, check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, back, backpain, back pain, back-pain, nothing to talk about, nothing, conversation, topic, topics, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, fit, fitness"How much do we have to leave to avoid a social-media incident?"
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tipping culture, tip, tips, tipping, tipping etiquette, polite, politeness, manners, good manners, etiquette, good etiquette, social media, viral, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, good tip, good tips, bad tip, bad tips, incident, incident, low tip, high tip, modern life, eating out, dining out, check, checks, cheques, cheque, bill, bills, paying, money"This will be separate checks."
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limo, limos, limousine, limousines, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, fast food, fast foods, drive thru, drive through, hamburger, hamburgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, burger, burgers, fries, french fries, chips, separate checks, bill, bills, receipt, receipts, check, checks, server, servers, dining, driver, drivers, passenger, passengers, chauffeur, chauffeursJackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
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art, art history, classic art, modern art, museum, museums, galleries, culture, cultural, cultural reference, parody, parodied, spin off, spinoff, spin-off, spinoffs, spin offs, spin-offs, art collector, art dealer, art collection, private collection, collection, collections, rare, rarity, modern, modernity, modern art, signature, style, stylish, pollock, jackson pollock, check, cheques, checks"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
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check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, breathe, inhale, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, test results, results, bloodwork, blood work, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosed, flip, flipped, invert, inverted, opposite, opposites"Hey, this is on me!"
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uncle sam, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american symbol, american symbols, personification, world, globe, earth, planet earth, global, international, international relations, foreign relations, diplomacy, money, finances, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, footing the bill, paying the bill, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, paying, politics, government, governments, symbolic"The extra fifteen per cent is for the rain forest."
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restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, counter, counters, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, bill, bills, payment, paying, cheque, cheques, check, checks, 15% fifteen percent, gratuity, gratuities, tip, tips, tipping, tipping culture, money, extra, donation, donations, charity, environment, saving the rain forest, rain forest, rainforest, environmental destruction, deforestation, depletion, nature, modern life"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."
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rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, check, checks, picking up the check, privilege, privileges, privileged, race, races, competition, competitive, competitiveness, loser, losers, personal transporter, personal transporters, lazy, laziness, unfit, fitness"Your check, on a bed of polenta."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, bill, bills, check, checks, cheque, cheques, payment, paying, money, polenta, bed, fancy, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, modern life"I'd just like to let you know that even in good times I'd let you get the check."
"It says, "Please disregard this reminder if your check is in the mail."
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reminder, reminders, threat, threats, in debt, debt, debtor, debtors, check, checks, paying by check, bill, bills, overkill, overreact, overreaction, overreactions, over react, over reaction, over reactions, brick through window, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
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literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, book, books, king arthur, camelot, knights of the round table, round table, history, historical, medieval, knight, knights, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, splitting the bill, paying the bill, splitting the cheque, paying the cheque, paying the check, splitting the check, money, splitting, separate, dividing, division, divisions, sharing, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royaltyThe Check in the Mail
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solar system, the solar system, check, checks, check in the mail, lucky, get lucky, getting luck, winning money, unlucky, unlikely, improbable, remote, remote chance, remote chances, checks in the mail, in debt, debt, debtor, debtors, put-off, put off, putting off, putting-off, damage limitation, idiom, idioms, saying sayings, space, planet, planets