"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."
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"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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"I'll give you a few moments to recover from the prices."
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"Let's see, who had the canary?"
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"The check is in the cloud."
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"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."
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"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."
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"How much do we have to leave to avoid a social-media incident?"
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"This will be separate checks."
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Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
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"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
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"Hey, this is on me!"
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"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."
"The extra fifteen per cent is for the rain forest."
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"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."
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"Your check, on a bed of polenta."
"I'd just like to let you know that even in good times I'd let you get the check."
"It says, "Please disregard this reminder if your check is in the mail."
"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
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The Check in the Mail
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"Any checks, dear?"
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"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."
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Organic Check Cashing
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"You might as well pay the check now. I've already decided to ignore you for the rest of the evening."