Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.
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"My question is for the medical examiner."
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"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."
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"You should relax less."
"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
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"Well, your nose feels cold."
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"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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"You've been eating again."
Death, Taxes & My Urologist, Dr. Aaron Katz
"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"
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"You both appear to be in excellent health."
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"I was just a kid when I got this one."
"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"This is going to be a little invasive."
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"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."
"I'm afraid you've had a paradigm shift."
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"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."
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The Wheel of Life
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"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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"It's a good thing you're here. I just punctured your eardrum."
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"Good. Now start it up again."
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