"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technology
Pizza By The Slice
Tags:pizza, pizzas, visual gag, visual joke, sight gag, sight joke, pizza by the slice, slice, sliced, frugal, frugality, individual, save money, money saver, money saving, italian cuisine, italian food, italian, pizzeria, streetfood, street food, street foods, toss, tossing, chef, chefs, cookery, cooking, cooks, cook, dough toss, dough tossing, tossed
"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."
Tags:recipe, recipes, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, skill, skills, skilled, unskilled, compliment, compliments, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, restaurant, restaurants, dependent, dependency, creative, creativity, uncreative, line cook, line cooks, sous chef, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"The presentation is dreadful."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, feeding birds, feeding pigeons, crumbs, breadcrumbs, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, presentation, visual, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, snob, snobs, snobbish, snobby, pretentious, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, high expectations, bad, dreadful, terrible, disappointment, disappointed, critic, critics, criticism, criticising, criticizing, modern life
"I can tell already that it's going to be terrific."
Tags:lion, lions, eating out, dining out, predator, predators, prey, carcass, carcasses, animal carcass, animal carcasses, hunter, hunters, hunting, rotting body, rotting bodies, rotting animal, rotting animal, fly, flies, good food, good restaurant, good restaurants, chef, chefs, good chef, good chefs, expectation, expectations, high expectation
Tags:sirloin, short loin, round, rump, reindeer, reindeers, meat cut, meat cuts, santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, st nick, st. nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st. nicholas, festive period, festive season, seasonal work, seasonal job, seasonal jobs, elf, elves, north pole, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, reindeer meat
"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"
Tags:clam chowder, clam chowders, chowder, chowders, chowder recipe, chowder recipes, boston, new york, recipe, recipes, brooklyn, aggressive, aggressor, aggressors, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, recipe, recipes, outrage, outraged, outrageous, preference, preferences, personal preference, personal preferences, food snob, food snobs, snob, snobs, foodie, foodies
"We will always have Paris."
Baker Resembles Baked Goods
Tags:cupcake, cupcakes, cake, cakes, icing, iced, frosted, frosting, cream, cream, buttercream, buttercream, bake, baker, bakery, baking, baked, chef, chefs, dessert, desserts, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, absurd, surreal, strange, strange imagery, resemble, resemblance, parallel, parallels, mirror, mirrored
"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."
Tags:law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyer, lawyers, chef, chefs, client, clients, law company, law companies, sales pitch, sales pitches, cook, cooks, cooking skills, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, satisfied customer, satisfied customers
"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"
Tags:specialize, specializes, specialization, specializations, specialise, specialises, specialisation, panic, panics, panicking, panic attack, panic attacks, freak out, freaks out, freaking out, stress, stresses, stressing out, kitchen, kitchens, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, stress management, stressor, stressors, restaurant cook, restaurant cooks, restaurant, restaurants, high pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, table service, slammed
"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, soup, soups, soup du jour, special, specials, today's specials, daily specials, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, taste, tastes, tasting, taste test, taste tests, taste tester, taste testers, mystery, unknown, mystery, mysterious, unidentifiable
"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requests
"I was in a different place then."
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, profession, professions, career change, career, careers, job change, history, historical, historically, spatula, spatulas, fry, fries, fry cook, line cook, chef, chefs, cooking, cookery, reform, reforms, reformed, reforming
Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
Tags:chef, chefs, lawyer, lawyers, argument, arguments, arguing, too many cooks, spoil the broth, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, second guess, second guesses, second guessing, expert, experts, expertise, critic, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, cook, cooks, cooking
"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fire
"It has a cream base because we hate you."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, bad service, rude waiter, rude server, bad customer service, hate, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, cream, base, bases, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, health, unhealthy, diet, diets, dieting, fat, cholesterol, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant
"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."
"The food's great, but the chef's a tyrant."
"It could use some wasabi."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, grizzly, grizzlies, brown bear, brown bears, fish, catching fish, fishing, fresh fish, food, fresh food, sushi, wasabi, sashimi, japanese food, raw fish, river, rivers, nature, eat, eating, natural, seasoning, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking
"If only the aftertaste came first."
Will work for Food Network.
Tags:food network, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, tv chef, tv chefs, tv cook, tv cooks, television personality, television personalities, tv personality, tv personalities, celebrity chef, celebrity chefs, job offer, job offers, job application, job applications
"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, homemade, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, classic, classics, grilled cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, toastie, toasties, reinvent, reinvention, innovate, innovation, creative, creativity, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, foodie, foodies, gourmand, gourmands, gourmet, gourmets, picky, fussy, demanding, modern life
"Yours is what's taking so long."