Chemist Cartoons

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"

"This one has the most friends."

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Would you like to try some of our over-the-counter drugs while you wait for your prescription?"

"Prozac? All right! Kickin' it old school."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Meth doesn't upset my stomach the way coffee does."

Little Shop of Horrors

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"For pre-holiday depression, you'd want something a little milder than what you'd take for post-holiday depression."

"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."

"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"So that's what they mean by organic chemistry."

"I can't refill your prescription, Mrs. Rowley, but how about a frozen Daiquiri?"

Helium Parachute

"Are your working on the mirror image of my compound?"

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

The Style of Elements