Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
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religion, religious, death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, self-serve, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, chemist, chemists, discovery, discoveries, celebrating, detergent, detergents, washing, cleaning, laundry, chore, chores, housework, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, old-fashioned, dancing"I'll have an ounce of prevention."
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, druggist, druggists, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, healthcare, health care, pill, pills, ounce of cure, pound of prevention, ounce of prevention, cure, cures, treatment, treatments, prevention, preventing, too late, axiom, axioms, worth, quote, quotes, benjamin franklinWoman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, over the counter, over-the-counter, prescribed, medical, staff, staff picks, staff favourites, staff favourites, recommendation, recommendations, suggestions, suggestions, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance"This one has the most friends."
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, healthcare, health care, pill, pills, friend, friends, drug interaction, drug interactions"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."
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scientist, scientists, chemist, chemists, chemistry, science experiment, science experiments, scientific experiment, scientific experiments, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, toss a coin, tossing a coin, flip a coin, flipping a coin, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, experiment, experiments, award, awards, recognition, recognition, prize, prize, accolade, accolade, credit, giving credit, taking credit equal credit"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
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pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, compete, competes, competing, duck, ducks, duck pond, duck ponds, feed the birds, feeding bireds, birdseed, bird seed, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, drugstore, drugstores, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs, incentive, incentives, incentivize, incentivizing, pill, pills, feed, feeds, feeding, park, public park, public parksAntihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity
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protest, protests, protester, protesters, protesting, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrating, demonstrator, demonstrators, rally, rallies, rallying, nose, noses, sinus, sinuses, cold, colds, flu, allergy, allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, antihistamine, decongestant, decongestants, rhinitis, nasal congestion, nasal cavity, sinus cavity, health, sick, sickness, ill, illness, politics, washington, washington dc, national mall, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, druggist, druggists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, biology, science"Would you like to try some of our over-the-counter drugs while you wait for your prescription?"
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, druggist, druggists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, medical, drug abuse, misuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, wait, waiting, over-the-counter, over the counter, modern life"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, cockroach, cockroaches, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, heartbroken, ddt, d.d.t., dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, insecticide, pesticide, survivor, survivors, survival, get over, tough, strong, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, chemical, chemicals, chemist, chemists"Prozac? All right! Kickin' it old school."
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills, counter, counters, customer, customers, comment, comments, commentaryLittle Shop of Horrors
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horror, horrors, gross, gross-out, grosses out, grossing out, ointment, ointments, false teeth, fear, fears, horror show, horror shows, salve, salves, nose hair, nose hairs, dentures, denture, earwax, bodily function, bodily functions, disgust, drugstore, drugstores, drug store, drug stores, chemist, chemists, phobia, phobias, phobic, nauseating"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."
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worried-well, worried well, hypochondriac, healthy, good health, worried, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, chemist, chemists, drug store, drug stores, medicate, medication, worrisome, worrying, mental illness, self-examination, self-diagnosis, preoccupation, obsession, paranoia, paranoid, medical"For pre-holiday depression, you'd want something a little milder than what you'd take for post-holiday depression."
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depression, holiday depression, post-holiday depression, holiday, holidays, depressed, mental state mental states, mental illness, medications, prescription, prescriptions, antidepressant, antidepressants, anti-depressant, anti-depressants, medication, pharmacist, chemist, chemists, job satisfaction, job-satisfaction, modern life"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."
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pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemistry, drug company, drug companies, drug, medical miracle, medical miracles, discovery, discoveries, medical breakthrough, medical breakthroughs, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, drug trial, drug trials, modern attitudes, modern life"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."
"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"
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pharmaceutical co, drug co, disease, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, drug, drugs company, drug company, diseases, disease, making money, chemist, chemists, big pharm, big business, medicine, fat cat, fat cats, eradicating disease, eradicating diseases, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, business ethics, unethical"I can't refill your prescription, Mrs. Rowley, but how about a frozen Daiquiri?"
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, druggist, druggists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, medical, health, health care, healthcare, refill, refills, refilling, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, daiquiri, daiquiris, frozen, bar, bars, pub, pubs, dulling the pain, self-medicating, psychology, modern lifeHelium Parachute
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parachute, parachutes, helium, gas, gasses, noble gas, noble gasses, gases, noble gases, skydive, skydives, skydiving, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, retirements, good life, living the good life, chemist, chemists, chemistry, work life, work lives, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, bunch of balloons, bunches of balloons"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"
The Style of Elements
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element, elements, atom, atoms, scientist, scientists, molecule, molecules, chemisty, chemist, chemists, physics, physicist, physicists, fashion show, fashions shows, fashions, catwalk, the catwalk, fashion magazine, fashion magazines, atomic structure, atomic structures, quantum physics, popular science, pop science