"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"You're a very complex carbohydrate."
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"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."
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"I've been drunk on oil, but what really knocks your socks off is ethanol."
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"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."
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Marco Polo Discovers Monosodium Glutamate
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"Meth doesn't upset my stomach the way coffee does."
"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."
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"A possible eureka."
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"So that's what they mean by organic chemistry."
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"Are your working on the mirror image of my compound?"
"If I've learned one thing in my long reign, it's that heat rises."
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"I mean, I like him, but there's no kicky portmanteau there."
"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."
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High Fructose Rain
"Lab Mice are okay, but we draw the line at imported brie."
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."
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"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."
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