"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"
"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."
Tags:threat, threats, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, canine behavior, newspaper, newspapers, obedience training, puppy training, naughty dog, naughty dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, shoe, shoes, chewing
"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
Tags:chewing tobacco, tobacco, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, chew, chews, chewing, dip, dips, dipping, chaw, spits, spitting, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, rbf, hard to read, angry, anger, angers, emotion, emotions, emotional, placid, reassure, reassures, reassurance
"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, beaver, beavers, stick, sticks, bread stick, bread sticks, chewing, customer, customers, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering
"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, destroy, destroying, ruin, ruining, damage, damaging, chew, chewing, ripping, destroyed, damaged, ruined, ripped, chewed, bad dog, bad dogs, scolding, telling off, suggest, suggesting, suggestion, suggestions, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, reinvent, reinventing, reinvention, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-help, change, changing, life, life changes, psychology, mental health, turning over a new leaf, personal development, personal improvement, improving
"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, grandkid, grandkids, grandchild, family life, family-life, chewing, table manners, childhood obesity, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, dinner manners, junk food, fast food, generation gap, generation gaps, modern childhood, young people today, reminiscing, reminiscent, memory lane, grumpy, grump, grumps, grouchy, old men, old man, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, nostalgia, senior, seniors, citizen, citizens
"I wish you'd stop trying to gross everybody out."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, jurassic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, dinosaur, dinosaurs, food, eating, chewing, eating with your mouth open, chewing with your mouth open, table manners, manners, etiquette, bad manners, bad etiquette, rude, gross, childish, immature
"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."
Tags:menu, menus, bartender, diner, diners, bartenders, hillbilly, redneck, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, gross, disgust, revolting, chewing, chewed, chewing tobacco, tobacco-juice, tobacco juice, bartenders, rednecks, south, southern, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, grim, disappointment, repulsive
"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"
Tags:conversation, dawdle, dawdling, cow, cows, chat, chatting, bored, boredom, banal, banality, boring, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, chewing, cud, cuds, chewing the cud, literal, literal joke, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, field, fields, rural, countryside, midwest, cattle, livestock
Dog Sells Fetched Slippers
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, slipper, slippers, shoe, shoes, chew, chewing, chewed, domestic pet, domestic pets, man's best friend, consumerism, animal, animals, fetch, fetched, sell, selling, sale, sold, shop, shopping, peddler, peddlers, sidewalk, pavement, sidewalks, strange, surreal, strange image, begging, beggar, beggars
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
Tags:ideal man, ideal men, ideal, ideals, perfect, perfection, perfect man, perfect men, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantis, mantises, insect, insects, mate, mates, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, eat, eats, eating, chew, chews, chewing, animal kingdom
A traffic light says "WALK", then "CHEW GUM" , then "WALK" again, while the nearby pedestrians obey it.
"You know it drives me crazy when you chew ice."
"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"
Tags:jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, break out, breaks out, breaking out, bar, bars, prison bars, chew, chews, chewing, free, frees, freeing, freedom, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, jailed, correctional facilities, corrections system, corrections systems, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, helper, helpers, bird, birds
"If you don't mind, this is a working bench."
Tags:park bench, bench, benches, chew, chewing, city life, city living, park, parks, central park, urban life, urban living, working bench, lunch, on lunch, out to lunch, corporate, corporations, hot desk, hot-desk, hot-desking, hot desking, corporate, corporation, corporations, office drone, office drones, businessmen, businessman, business men, business man, entitled
"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."
Tags:bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, wildlife, urban, urban life, urban living, urban wildlife, urban birds, city bird, city birds, city life, city living, park, parks, central park, feed, feeding, bird feed, bird-feed, feed the birds, feeding the birds, park bench, bench, benches, chew, chewing, overweight, fat, fatter, eating, comfort eat, comfort eating, regurgitate, chew and spit, modern life, depressed, depression, rock bottom