"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."
"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."
"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."
"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
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"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
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"I'll have the Chicken Roberto, on the advice of counsel."
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"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."
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"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."
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"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."
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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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The menu of a fast food restaurant that serves chicken with prices ranging from $1.50 to $5,000.00 for a meal.
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"You wouldn't understand,...it's a poultry thing."
"No point going to sleep now."
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The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
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A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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