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Chickens Cartoons
Chickens cartoon 1 of 212
"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."
Chickens cartoon 2 of 212
"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."
Chickens cartoon 3 of 212
"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
Chickens cartoon 4 of 212
"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
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chicken, clichés, cliche, cliches, cliché, chickens, dog, dogs, dog bite, dog bites, dog attack, dog attacks, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, foodie, foodies, exotic food, exotic foods, taste, tastesChickens cartoon 5 of 212
"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."
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family dinner, family dinners, family meal, family meals, meal, meals, dinner, dinners, roast chicken, roast chickens, chicken, chickens, dad, dads, family life, family-life, father, fathers, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, teamwork, family lives, silly, sillinessChickens cartoon 6 of 212
"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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chicken, chickens, free range, free range chicken, free range chicken, free range egg, free range eggs, farm animal, farm animals, divorce, divorces, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorney, attractive, attractiveness, regret, regrets, marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separationsChickens cartoon 7 of 212
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market traderChickens cartoon 8 of 212
A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
Chickens cartoon 9 of 212
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disastersChickens cartoon 10 of 212
"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, egg, eggs, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, the early years, childhood, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, humpty dumpty, dangerous, risky, risk taker, risk takersChickens cartoon 11 of 212
"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
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chicken, chickens, free range chicken, free range chickens, free-range chicken, free-rang chickens, animal rights, escape, escaping, wander off, wandering off, farm animal, farm animals, chicken farm, chicken farms, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, antarctica, the antarctic, runaway, runaways, running awayChickens cartoon 12 of 212
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.sChickens cartoon 13 of 212
"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."
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why did the chicken cross the road, bad joke, bad jokes, riddle, riddles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, chicken, chickens, single, newly single, widow, widows, death, die, died, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humourChickens cartoon 14 of 212
"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good newsChickens cartoon 15 of 212
"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodborne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthyChickens cartoon 16 of 212
"You wouldn't understand,...it's a poultry thing."
Chickens cartoon 17 of 212
"No point going to sleep now."
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rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, cockerel, cockerels, dawn, dawns, crack of dawn, late night, late nights, boy's night, boys night, boy's nights, boys nights, sleep, sleeping, night time, night times, night-time, night-times, rooster call, rooster calls, cockerel call, cockerel calls, gamer, gamers, gaming, video game, video games, computer game, computer gamesChickens cartoon 18 of 212
The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
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risk averse, risk, risky, risk aversion, anxious, anxiety, paranoia, paranoid, cooking, cookery, cookery classes, recipe, recipes, cook, chef, chefs, cooks, absurd, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, worry, worrisome, worry wart, worried, chicken, chickens, poultry, nervous, nervousness, nerve, unnerved, woman, women, house wife, housewife, housewives, learn to cook, learning, learn, modern, modern lifeChickens cartoon 19 of 212
A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, technology, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, warning, warnings, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, panic, panics, panickingChickens cartoon 20 of 212
"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, play on words, word play, wordplay, under the knife, surgery, surgeries, operate, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, chef, chefs, cook, cooksChickens cartoon 21 of 212
Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
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public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approvedChickens cartoon 22 of 212
"Why do you think you cross the road?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, how does that make you feel, feelings, motivation, motivations, motive, motives, animal, animals, chicken, chickens, cross the road, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing the road, joke, jokes, classic joke, classic jokes, mental health, health care, healthcareChickens cartoon 23 of 212
"Sorry. You want Manny Hanny. This is Henny Penny."
Chickens cartoon 24 of 212
Fresh-Squeezed Eggs.
Chickens cartoon 25 of 212
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
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