Chief Executive Officer Cartoons

A school of fish following one fish who is labeled "CEO".

"Does anything need my imprimatur?"

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."

"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

"Try as we might, sir, our team of management consultants has been unable to find a single fault in the manner in which you conduct your business."

"Miss Gaines, send in someone who reminds me of myself as a lad."

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

CEO attending a business meeting from prison

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"The open-door policy is only for leaving."

"Do you know who you're talking to, Buster? You're talking to the guy with the biggest desk, biggest chair, longest drapes, and highest ceiling in the business!"

"You don't need to understand—just go get a goddam bicycle pump."

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

"We're upgrading our business to something worse."

"I believe the board has successfully achieved its goal of biodiversity."

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

"I don't know how long we can keep telling people you're away from your desk."

"Our best strategy may be to destigmatize embezzlement."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"When the chairman died just before the shareholder's meeting I thought we had problems, but with the help of FEDEX and a Montana taxidermist things turned out fine.''

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"Now you just throw it back, apparently."