"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
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tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations"Miss Durban, is there anything C.E.O.-ish for me to do?"
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word play, business, management, ceo, ceos, c.e.o.c.e.o.s, executive, executives, look busy, looking busy, chief executive, chief executives, task, tasks, agenda, agendas, set agenda, set agenda, daily task, daily tasks, secretary, secretaries, assistant, assistants, office assistant, office assistants, office assistance, mankoff"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison population, prison populations, overcrowded, overcrowding, american, americans, american prison, american prisons, justice system, american justice systems, smug, smugness, white collar crime, white collar criminal, ceo, chief executive, chief executives, ceos, political, politicians, politician, scandal, scandals, jailed, jailing, jailer, jailers, tough on crime, hard on crime, issue, issues, crime bill, crime bills, proud, pride, three strikes, three strikes law, three strikes laws"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."
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lynch mob, lynch mobs, mob, mobs, mobbing, uprise, uprising, rise up, rising up, torches, torch, pitchfork, pitchforks, firebrand, firebrands, vengeance, revenge, angry mob, angry mobs, irate, outrage, outraged, peasant, peasants, underclass, underclasses, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, executive, executives, villager, villagers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief executive, chief executives"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."
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management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues, tax, taxes, fat cat, fat cats, profit, profits, profitable, profitability, nepotism, corrupt, corruption, financial, white collar crime, capitalism, capitalist, late stage capitalism, taking advantage, advantageTop-Echelon Shakeup: Zubin Mehta to Chrysler, Lee Iacocca to the Philharmonic
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shakeup, shakeups, shaking up, philharmonic, philharmonics, orchestra, orchestras, ceo, ceos, car company, car companies, auto company, auto companies, manufacturer, manufacturers, manufacturing, chief executive, chief executives, trade, trades, trading, swap, swaps, swapping, iacocca, lee iacocca, mehta, zubin mehta, conductor, conductors, conducting"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"
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management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, bogus, idea, ideas, airline, airlines, airplane, plane, planes, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, fly, flying, flight, flights, canary, coal mine, canary in the coal mine, air quality, pollution, pollute, pollutants, useless, uselessness, irony, ironic, dramatic ironyBusinessmen's Dreams
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businessmen, businessman, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, ceo, ceos, chief exec, chief execs, chief executive, chief executives, executive, executives, exec, execs, ambitious, dreamer, dreamers, associate, associates, chairmen, chairman, chair, chairs"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."
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self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, employee, employees, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, upper management, upper manager, upper managers, self-worth, materialist, materialists, materialism, net worth, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, bad news, breaking bad news, break bad news, bearer of bad news, mass layoffs, wealthy, rich, riches, rich person, rich peopleThe Glass Floor
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glass ceiling, glass ceilings, glass floor, glass floors, demotion, demotions, demoted, demoting, ceo, ceos, chief executive, chief executives, executive, executives, executive officer, executive officers, sexist, workplace, workplaces, work place, work places, work, works, working, worker, workers, women in the workplaceOverprivileged Checking
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rich, riches, wealthy, wealthy person, wealthy families, nosy, idle rich, ceo, ceos, chief executive, chief executives, executive, executives, privilege, life of privilege, overprivileged, overprivilege, first world, first world problem, first world problems, checking account, checking accounts, assumption, assumptions, upper class, upper classes"I want you to play a bigger role in the day-to-day operations of ignoring the obvious."
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ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignore the obvious, ignoring the obvious, promotion, promotions, manager, managers, head in the sand, ostrich, ostriches, bigger role, bigger roles, management role, management roles, managing, day-to-day operations, greater involvement, executive, executives, chief executive, chief executives, uninterested, disinterested, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, peter principle"Listen - we just stay silent and look remote and concerned and dignified, and we keep the damn bonuses."
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management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues, tax, taxes, fat cat, fat cats, profit, profits, profitable, profitability, nepotism, corrupt, corruption, financial, white collar crime, capitalism, capitalist, late stage capitalism, banker, bankers, bonus, bonuses, banker bonus, banker's bonuses, media spin, spin, spin off, spin-offSizzling Bucks: Eavesdrop On America's Lustiest C.E.O.s As They Share Their Fantasies Of Dominance + Humiliation
"I'm a job creator - I never claimed to be a fair wage-and-benefits creator."
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wage, wages, job creator, job creators, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, euphemisms, fair wage, fair wages, benefits, offering benefits, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, elite, elites, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, trickle down economics, supply side economics, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, go bankrupt, goes bankrupt, going bankrupt, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, corporate control, corporate controller, chief executive, chief executives, incompetent, incompetence, qualification, qualifications, achievement, achievements, achieving, pride, proud, job well done, jobs well done, take pride, takes pride, taking pride, executive, executives, higher up, higher ups, stockholder meeting, stockholder meetings, stockholder, stockholders, too big to fail, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, big bank, big banks, corporate hierarchy, corporate ladder"This just might be the greatest period of privatization since feudalism."
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management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues, tax, taxes, fat cat, fat cats, profit, profits, profitable, profitability, nepotism, corrupt, corruption, financial, white collar crime, capitalism, capitalist, late stage capitalism, privatized, privatised, privatization, privatised, privatisation, feudal, feudalism"My monument to me is coming along nicely."
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big business, corporate, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, desk, desks, ceo, chief exec, exec, execs, executive, executives, chief executive, chief executives, monument, monuments, honor, honored, honoring, honoured, honour, honouring, statue, statues, corporate, management, upper management, manager, managers, egoism, ego, egos, egotistical, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."
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management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues, tax, taxes, financial crash, stock market crash, market crash, recession, depression, economic depression, economic downturn, fat cat, fat catsFor some reason, we're not appealing enough to those awful little bastards everyone hates."
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desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues, popularity, popular, populism, populist, market research, marketing, marketting, analysis, analyst, analysts, audience, buyer, buyers, market"See these? Never touched a keyboard."
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keyboard, keyboards, ceo, ceos, chief exec, chief execs, chief executive, chief executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, corporate culture, corporate ladder, business ladder, corporate ladders, businessmen, businessman, office drone, office drones, manual labour, manual labor"As billionaires, we should eat all of that steaming warm pie."
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billionaire, billionaires, warm pie, warm pies, steaming pile, wealth inequality, financial inequality, fat cat, fat cats, fat-cat, fat-cats, businessmen, businessman, ceo, ceos, chief exec, chief execs, chief executive, chief executives, idiom, idioms, steaming piles, poo, poos, bull, nonsense