"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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three little pigs, children's story, children's stories, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stocks, diversified, market dip, market dips, recession, recessions, childrens story, childrens stories, savings, savings account, savings accounts, bonds, stocks and bonds, retirement savings, fable, fablesRapunzel in the Morning
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fashion, fashions, fashionable, women, woman, girl, girls, visual gag, visual gags, fairy tale, fairy, tale, fairy tales, fairy story, story, stories, children's story, children's books, kid, kids, child, children, hair, haircare, bad hair, bad hair day, hairday, hair day, hair care, hair-care, bedhead, bed head, bed-head, frizz, frizzy"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, poem, poems, poetry, children's story, children's stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, shoe, shoes, boot, boots, footwear, lace, laces, shoelace, shoelaces, landmark, landmarks, landmark commission, landmark commissions, historical landmark, historical landmarks, historical, history, historical building, historical buildings, heritage, heritage building, heritage buildings, conservation, commission, commissions, real estate, property, properties, architecture, architect, architects, ton of bricks, old woman, old women, preservation, protection, change"It's from Mr. McGregor. He's now willing to submit to binding arbitration."
"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."
"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, shoe, shoes, footwear, hat, hats"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, emperor, emperors, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, plate, plates, dish, dishes, empty, invisible, new, cuisine, word play, wordplay"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, egg, eggs, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, kid, kids, child, children, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, the early years, childhood, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, humpty dumpty, dangerous, risky, risk taker, risk takers"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."
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cow, cows, cattle, magic bean, magic beans, jack and the beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, sell, sells, selling, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, fired, firing, firings, sack, sacked, sacking, sackings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, beanstalk, beanstalks, children's story, children's stories"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists"The axe is falling! The axe is falling!"
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, firing, lay offs, laying off, unemployment, termination, downsizing, cut backs, warning, warnings, panic, panicking, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, axes, axes, getting the axe, waiting for the axe to fall, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay"Nevermore."
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edgar allen poe, literature, books, books, poetry, poem, poems, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, sing a song of sixpence, king, kings, q, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, pie, pies, eating, animal, animals, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, nevermore, raven, ravens, blackbird, blackbirds, crow, crows, shocked, surprised, shock, surprise, history, historical"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.
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rapunzel, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, book, books, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, book character, book characters, film, films, movie, movies, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, snaking the drain, drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, unclogging, unclogging the drain, hair, long hair, long hair problems, girl, girls, woman, women, females, girl problems, female problemsA chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, technology, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, warning, warnings, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, panic, panics, panicking"But she'll come down eventually, and she'll come down hard."
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hey diddle diddle, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, children's story, children's stories, cow, cows, cow jumped over the moon, farm, farms, ranch, ranches, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, crescent moon, moon, intoxicated, intoxicate, coming down, sober, sobering up, sobriety, cattle, herd, herdsAlice in Responsibilityland
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relatable, modern life, children's story, children's stories, fantasy, fantasy story, fantasy stories, children's literature, book, books, novel, novels, read, reading, reader, readers, alice's adventures in wonderland, alice in wonderland, chore, chores, responsibility, responsibilities, adulthood, lewis carroll"But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, and so the poor dog had none."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, fur child, fur children, fur baby, fur babies, kids, kids, child, children, story time, story, stories, reading, reading aloud, reading out-loud, book, books, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, old mother hubbard, dog, dogs, smiling, happy"Apparently, he's not ready for stories filled with moral ambiguity."
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, boy, boys, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, story time, storytime, night, nighttime, reading, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, story, stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literature, children's story, children's stories, read, reader, readers, protect, protection, security, safe, safety, believe, belief, beliefs, pretend, make-believe"Now that the children are gone, I'm leasing twenty-seven hundred square feet for immediate occupancy, warehousing several luxury units, and aiming for complete co-op conversion by early September."
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, old lady who lived in the boot, old lady who lived in the shoe, flat, flats, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, luxury apartment, luxury apartments, luxury flat, luxury flats, business opportunity, business opportunities, children's story, empty nest, empty nests, empty nest syndrome"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."
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bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, one more, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, imagination, imaginary, brainwashing, indoctrination, influence"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, son, sons, boy, boys, book, books, literature, bedtime, storytime, story time, reading to children, reading to kids, mother goose, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, little jack horner, children's story, children's stories, what a good boy am i, self-esteem, self-confidence, reinforcing, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counseling, counselling, mental health, self-help, psychobabble, psycho-babble, modern life, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, millennial, millennials, raising kids, raising children, emotions, feelings, mollycoddling, coddling, overprotective"He's sorry, Your Honor, and he's decided to devote himself to making a difference in pigs' lives."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, animal, animals, wolf, wolves, pig, pigs, three little pigs, guilt, guilty, sorry, remorse, remorseful, psychology, making a difference, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, big bad wolf, fable, fables"Quick! Follow that dish and spoon!"
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hey diddle diddle, dish, spoon, cup, tea cup, tea cups, dishes, spoons, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, run away, ran away, chase, chasing, chased, dish and spoon, the dish and the spoon, couple, couples, crime, criminals, detective, detectives, gumshoe, gumshoes, high speed chase, high speed chases, give chase, private investigator, p.i., pi, investigator, investigation, tail, tailed, follow, followed, being followed, film noir, children's story, children's stories"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
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