"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"
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"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."
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"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"
"I'm working on a children's book."
"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"
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"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."
"I doubt that a children's book about beer would sell."
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The Re-Giving Tree
"You're supposed to point the pop-ups at the kid!"
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"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."
"So then Mr. Brewster, who was a cost analyst for an advertising agency, drove his car all the way from Westport, Connecticut, to New York City!"
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Where the wild things summer
"Jekyll & Heidi"
The great big jumbo pop-up book
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Oh, The Putzing You'll Do
This apartment is bigger than mine!
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The little capitalist hen
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The little preservative that could
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"He had a hat!"
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The Little Search Engine That Could.
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"'See Spot run.' 'See Spot run?' Who wrote this crap?"
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
There's Waldo! And Nobody Else!
"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."
"Shoulda brought the weed."