"My doctor told me to take it easy."
"By 'lighten up' do you mean 'dumb down'?"
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Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences
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"The first winter is always the toughest."
On the Seventh Day
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Introducing...The Creeping Draft
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"I've been getting in touch with the puppy in me."
A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.
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"The beer should be cold in two hours."
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"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."
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"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"
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Clash Of The Titans
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"This better be an emergency."