"My doctor told me to take it easy."
This Year's Spa
"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."
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"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."
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Bro of Frankenstein
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On the Seventh Day
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"I've been getting in touch with the puppy in me."
Slow News Day
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
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Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.
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"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."
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"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"
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A jockey rides a pool toy.
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"What time does the afterparty start?"