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Cholesterol Cartoons
Cholesterol cartoon 1 of 26
"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
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angioplasty, heart surgery, fat, saturated fat, fats, unhealthy, cholesterol, service, fitness, dining, dines, businessmen, businessman, heart attack, heart attacks, coronary heart disease, cardiac arrest, angioplasties, operation, operations, operating, medical, medicine, stent, stents, mesh, meshes, fatty, greasy, diner, booth, killerCholesterol cartoon 2 of 26
"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, food, heath, healthy, unhealthy, eating habits, unhealthy diet, cholesterol, cholesterol level, picnic, picnics, barbeque, barbecue, barbeques, barbecues, diet, diets, summer, summertime, cookout, cookoutsCholesterol cartoon 3 of 26
"It has a cream base because we hate you."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, bad service, rude waiter, rude server, bad customer service, hate, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, cream, base, bases, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, health, unhealthy, diet, diets, dieting, fat, cholesterol, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerantCholesterol cartoon 4 of 26
"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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health warning, health warnings, warning, warnings, food labelling, food label, food labels, warn, warns, food hygiene, health consequence, health consequences, cholesterol, saturated, food contamination, pcbs, toxic, salmonella, mass production, poultry industry, waiter, waiters, wait staff, fair warning, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, restaurant foodCholesterol cartoon 5 of 26
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
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restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, breakfast, egg, eggs, omelette, omelettes, omelet, omelets, health, unhealthy, egg yolk, egg yolks, egg whites, egg white, cholesterol, fitness, heart healthCholesterol cartoon 6 of 26
First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service
Cholesterol cartoon 7 of 26
Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center
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drive-thru, drive through, test, tests, testing center, testing centers, testing centre, testing centres, emission, emissions, exam, exams, examination, examinations, cholesterol, polygraph, blood, blood pressure, soil and water, brake, brakes, hurry, hurries, hurrying, in a hurry, rush, rushes, rushingCholesterol cartoon 8 of 26
"Less cholesterol, regular checkups, no nicotine..."
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healthy living, health fad, health fads, health trend, health trends, staying healthy, pointless, pointlessness, inevitable, the inevitable, inevitability, mortality, falling safe, falling safes, your best self, exercise, exercising, cholesterol, smoking, nonsmoker, nonsmokers, pretentious, pretentiousness, self satisfied, self satisfaction, self-satisfied, self-satisfactionCholesterol cartoon 9 of 26
The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol
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faith healer, faith healers, faith healing, royal, royals, royalty, royal touch, charlatan, charlatans, fraud, frauds, fraudulence, fraudulent, cure, cures, cholesterol, scrofula, pox, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, ill, sick, sickness, sicknesses, fried food, fried foods, unhealthy, medicine, primitive medicine, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestylesCholesterol cartoon 10 of 26
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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egg, eggs, crack, cracks, cracking, humpty dumpty, cholesterol, health food, health foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, confusion, confused, medical advice, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrients, diet, diets, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, unhealthy, breakfast, breakfasts, nutritious, mixed message, mixed messagesCholesterol cartoon 11 of 26
"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
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saying grace, grace, worship, cholesterol, salt, added salt, additive, additives, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, worshiping, worship, worshipping, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, faith, faiths, giving thanks, healthy eating, healthy living, healthy food, modern life, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, self restraint, self controlCholesterol cartoon 12 of 26
"Your best cholesterol lacks all conviction, and your worst is full of passionate intensity."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, result, results, diagnosis, diagnoses, best, lack, lacks, lacking, cholesterol, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, conviction, worst, full, passionate, intensity, poetry, poem, poems, poet, poets, famous poem, famous poems, famous poet, famous poets, literatureCholesterol cartoon 13 of 26
The Walrus and the Spoilsport
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the walrus and the carpenter, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, poem, poems, poetry, shellfish, high cholesterol, blood pressure, high blood pressure, medication, nag, nags, nagging, chide, chides, chiding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dietiticians, healthy life, healthy living, gadfly, gadfliesCholesterol cartoon 14 of 26
"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
Cholesterol cartoon 15 of 26
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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butter, fatty food, fatty foods, cholesterol, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, lard, fat, fats, artery, arteries, clogged artery, clogged arteries, cause of death, death, grim reaper, saturated fats, high cholesterol, heart attack, heart attacks, diet, bad diet, bad diets, weight gain, heart disease, saturated fatCholesterol cartoon 16 of 26
"I'm still more concerned about your cholesterol."
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arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, cholesterol, high cholesterol, health, healthy, fitnessCholesterol cartoon 17 of 26
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foodsCholesterol cartoon 18 of 26
"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, cholesterol, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, health, fitness, sick, ill, bad influence, middle age, old ageCholesterol cartoon 19 of 26
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
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statin, statins, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, fatty food, fatty foods, diet, diets, dieting, prescription, prescriptions, high cholesterol, bad cholesterol, drug, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, stodge, stodgy food, stodgy foods, health nut, health nuts, bar food, bar foods, diner food, diner foods, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, medication, medications, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug user, drug users, drug useCholesterol cartoon 20 of 26
"Your heart rate's good, but it shouldn't be beating under the floor like that."
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heart rate, heart rates, telltale heart, poe, edgar allan poe, short story, short stories, beating, beating heart, blood pressure, guilt, guilty, floorboard, floorboards, floor, flooring, beat, beats, heartbeat, heartbeats, high blood pressure, cholesterol, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, murder, murders, horror, horror story, horror storiesCholesterol cartoon 21 of 26
Grim reaper with a food stand saying "Heart attack on a plate"
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, food cart, food carts, vendor, vendors, food stand, food stands, junk food, fast food, unhealthy, unhealthy food, heart-attack, heart-attacks, heart attack, heart attacks, heart-attack on a plate, heart attack on a plate, lard, obesity, obesity crisis, cholesterol, high-cholesterol, high-calorie, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, fatty foodsCholesterol cartoon 22 of 26
"The doctor said your cholesterol is a little high, but everything else looks normal."
Cholesterol cartoon 23 of 26
"Your cholesterol and blood pressure are a little high. Your button is kind of small, but it's not bad for a seventy-one year old man."
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cholesterol, cholesterols, blood pressure, blood pressures, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, medical record, medical records, trump presidency, red button, big red button, big-red button, white house, harold bornstein, red button, red buttonsCholesterol cartoon 24 of 26
"He got it into his head that he could lower his cholesterol more easily with another woman."
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husband, husbands, health, health concern, health concerns, cholesterol, lower cholesterol, toxic, toxins, affair, affairs, cheat, cheats, cheating, absurd, irrational, irrational thought, irrational thoughts, marriage problem, marriage problems, care, cares, caring, divorce, divorces, divorcing, ease, easy, easier, improve, improvementsCholesterol cartoon 25 of 26
"My grades may be low. But, on the bright side, so is my cholesterol."
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