"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
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"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."
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"It has a cream base because we hate you."
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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
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First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service
Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center
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"Less cholesterol, regular checkups, no nicotine..."
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The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
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"Your best cholesterol lacks all conviction, and your worst is full of passionate intensity."
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The Walrus and the Spoilsport
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"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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"I'm still more concerned about your cholesterol."
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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."
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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
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"Your heart rate's good, but it shouldn't be beating under the floor like that."
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Grim reaper with a food stand saying "Heart attack on a plate"
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"The doctor said your cholesterol is a little high, but everything else looks normal."
"Your cholesterol and blood pressure are a little high. Your button is kind of small, but it's not bad for a seventy-one year old man."
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"He got it into his head that he could lower his cholesterol more easily with another woman."
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"My grades may be low. But, on the bright side, so is my cholesterol."