Chore Cartoons

"Do you need anything magnificent? I'm off to the hypermarket."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

The Dream Remote

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

"You know, in some cultures the male does things."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

Errands: the Magazine for the Errands Life Style

"It's a perfect day to reorganize those closets!"

"Harry, I wish you'd stop singing 'The Impossible dream' and help me feed the pussies once in a while."

"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."

"Hold it right there."

"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Death, Taxes & My Urologist, Dr. Aaron Katz

"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"

"Laundry or composting?"

"I wish you'd do something about the moat."

"O.k., I'' just buy what I want, if you tell me what that is."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."