Christian Cartoons

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC126302
High Res:
3006x2417 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, kris kringle, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st nick, pelznickel, mr claus, mrs claus, hannukkah, gift, gifts, present, presents, friend, friends, jewish, christian, christians, judaism, christianity, realistic, realism, gifting, second temple, home, marriage, home life

Heaven- A Gated Community

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC33270
High Res:
2326x1859 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sin, sins, sinners, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gate

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121781
High Res:
3523x2915 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sinner, sinners, sin, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religious

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29835
High Res:
2901x2908 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
roman empire, christian, christians, christianity, god, gods, greek, roman, greek god, greek gods, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, monotheism, monotheist, monotheists, zeus, mercury, athena, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, job cut, job cuts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporate downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off, goddess, goddesses, pagan, pagans, paganism, spread of christianity, corporate culture

Mimosa's Witnesses

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC121773
High Res:
5000x4855 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment

"That was fast."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32681
High Res:
2199x2041 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
response, responses, response team, response teams, angel, angels, pray, prayers, prayer, answer, answers, answering, heavenly, god, instant, instantaneous, instant response, instant responses, quick, quick response, quick responses, hurry, hurries, hurrying, christian, christians, christianity, theist, theists, believer, believers, faithful, almighty, god, holy spirit

"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC124050
High Res:
6016x4580 pixels (unwatermarked)
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christopher hitchens, atheist, atheists, atheism, god, gods, smite, smites, vengeance, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, hitchens, christian, christians, christianity, vengeful, tempt fate, tempting fate, pascal's wager, pascals wager, new atheist, new atheism, anti-theist, anti-theism, antitheist, antitheism

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC29846
High Res:
2045x2251 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
federal reserve, prayer, praying, god, gods, worship, worshiping, bank, banks, banker, chairman, chairmen, serenity prayer, chairman of the federal reserve, the fed, fed, interest rates, interest rate, inflation, alan greenspan, central bank, central banks, economy, economies, powerful, celebrity, celebrities, christian, christians, money, wisdom, religion, religions, economist, economists, dotcom boom, dot come boom, dot com bubble, dotcom bubble, important, bankers

The Three Graces

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43873
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2199x1358 pixels (unwatermarked)
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virtue, virtues, virtuous, age, aging, growing old, middle age, middle-age, faith, hope, charity, graces, christian, christians, three graces, uncharitable, excited, aged, modern-life, magazine, magazine, bitter, bitterness, progress, progresses, life, jaded, unimpressed, thinking, thoughts, daughter of zeus, daughters of zeus

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC39754
High Res:
1600x2071 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
self-help, self-help book, self-help books, self help book, self help books, reader, readers, book, books, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, bookstore, bookstores, religious text, religious texts, classification, classifications, christians, christianity, christian, faith, spiritual text, spiritual texts

"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC28393
High Res:
2393x2241 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
god, gods, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, new testament, new testaments, businesses, business, office, offices, secretary, secretaries, mood, moods, personality, personalities, grumpy, happy, kind, emotion, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, religion, religions, christian, christianity, jealous god, forgiveness, boss, bosses, angry, anger

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121062
High Res:
2000x2545 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christian, christians, religion, religions, sin, sinful, sins, repent, he knows, las vegas, city of sin, sin city, sinner, church, churches, service, minister, ministers, priest, priests, confess, confessions, secret, secrets, bible, bibles, vegas, repent, reverend, reverends, scare, scary, scares

"No, this isn't a book signing."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41094
High Res:
2121x1856 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heavenly, st peter, death, deaths, afterlife, after life, after-life, dead, died, incompetent, misunderstanding, misunderstood, pearly gates, pearly, gates, book, books, signing, signings, signed, signs, signature, signatures, religion, religious, christian, christianity, bible, bibles

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

Artist:
Galindo, Felipe
Search ID:
CC134824
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2988x1993 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pull, pulling, tow, towing, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, ark, animal, animals, two by two, pulled, bible, biblical, bibles, christian, jewish, christianity, judaism, genesis, old testament, torah, modern, combine, combining, time, realistic, rescue, rescuing, rescues, religion, religions

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC44156
High Res:
2826x2352 pixels (unwatermarked)
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chinese, china, szechuan, sichuan, take away, take-away, take out, take-out, grace, saying grace, catholic, christian, christians, prayer, praying, pray, prays, thankful, thanking, god, gods, food, foods, drink, drinks, tradition, traditions, traditional, pun, puns, bless, blessing, blessings, blessed, blesser, graces

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121216
High Res:
2000x2969 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, problem, problems, religious issues, unemployed, unemployment, crisis of faith, faith, having faith, man of faith, spiritual, spirituality, monks, monk, habit, monastic, monastery, monasteries, christian, christianity, career change, careers, career goals, career planning, workplace, work place, comfortable in the work place, values, value, church, churches, the church

"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC37445
High Res:
2167x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyers

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC28657
High Res:
1899x2025 pixels (unwatermarked)
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apocalypse, apocalypses, horsemen, horsemen of the apocalypse, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, revelations, bible, bibles, christian, christians, ecology, ecological disaster, global warming, apocalyptic, rapture, raptures, ecological disasters, global-warming, climate change, climate-change, armageddon, disaster, disasters, environment, environmental damage

"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43374
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2075x2052 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lourdes, miracle, miracles, spring, springs, healing, heals, water, waters, vain, vanity, narcissism, narcissist, narcissistic, christian, christians, pray, prayers, god, gods, praying, church, churches, clergy, france, french, religion, religions, modern world, modern life

Heaven's IN/OUT filing.

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC133296
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4625x3973 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavens, file, filing, files, fate, fates, judgement, judgement day, in, out, tray, trays, filed, last judgement, final day of judgement, in tray, out tray, in-tray, out-tray, hell, hells, purgatory, damned, saved, doomsday, god, gods, christian, christians, the day of the lord, office, offices

"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC40833
High Res:
1903x2815 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bipartisan, bipartisanship, myth, myths, mythology, mythological creature, mythological creatures, faun, centaur, griffin, gryphon, winged serpent, angel, christian, christianity, pagan, pagans, gather, gathers, gathering, interfaith, multi-faith, congregation, congregations, get-together, get-togethers, party, parties, partying

"What if the meek don't want it?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC134514
High Res:
3017x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
the meek shall inherit the earth, famous phrase, famous phrases, bible story, bible stories, quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, meek, blessed, blessed are the meek, christ, jesus christ, second thought, second thoughts, meekness, earth, god, the father, christian, christians, christianity, sermon on the mount, beatitudes, mercy, merciful

God's Wrath Level: high.

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC121839
High Res:
5080x4103 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fire and brimstone, church, churches, church sign, church signs, sermon, sermons, god's wrath, vengeance, vengeful, vengeful god, vengeful gods, jealous god, jealous gods, christian, christianity, fundamentalist, fundamentalists, fundamentalism, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, christians, anger, angers, angering

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC132415
High Res:
2699x3624 pixels (unwatermarked)
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abridged, abridge, hippies, hippy, millenials, milenials, millennial, millennials, bible, the bible, genesis, genesis 1, creation, creationism, garden of eden, eden, paradise, in the beginning, religion, religions, religious, religious imagery, christian, christianity, christians, origin, original sin, sins, sin, media, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, spin off, spin-off

Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.

Artist:
Eckstein, Bob
Search ID:
CC143043
High Res:
3088x2479 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
elvis, elvis presley, burning bush, exodus, biblical, bible, old testament, burning love, bibles, hunka hunka, hunka, combination, combine, pun, word play, moses, god, gods, religion, religions, religious, adonai, yahweh, torah, judaism, christian, christianity, inappropriate