Heaven- A Gated Community
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"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
"God must have been very pleased."
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"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."
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"I had a productive week."
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THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
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Noah's Ark Paper Airplane
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"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
"You. You. And you."
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"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
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"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
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"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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"That was fast."
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"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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Fishy Bumper Sticker
"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."
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Politics, Finance, Religion.
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"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
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