Christianity Cartoons

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC126302
High Res:
3006x2417 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, kris kringle, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st nick, pelznickel, mr claus, mrs claus, hannukkah, gift, gifts, present, presents, friend, friends, jewish, christian, christians, judaism, christianity, realistic, realism, gifting, second temple, home, marriage, home life

Heaven- A Gated Community

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC33270
High Res:
2326x1859 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sin, sins, sinners, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gate

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121781
High Res:
3523x2915 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sinner, sinners, sin, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religious

"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC119217
High Res:
3000x2329 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heavens, wing, wings, angel, angels, design, manufacture, manufacturing, manufactured, manufactures, labour, labor, cheap, cheaper, exploitation, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, exploitation, exploiting, race to the bottom, race-to-the-bottom, religion, religious, christianity, christains, eternal life, saint, saints, economic, economics, labor economics, labour economics, economist, economists

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29835
High Res:
2901x2908 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
roman empire, christian, christians, christianity, god, gods, greek, roman, greek god, greek gods, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, monotheism, monotheist, monotheists, zeus, mercury, athena, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, job cut, job cuts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporate downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off, goddess, goddesses, pagan, pagans, paganism, spread of christianity, corporate culture

Mimosa's Witnesses

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC121773
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5000x4855 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment

"That was fast."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32681
High Res:
2199x2041 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
response, responses, response team, response teams, angel, angels, pray, prayers, prayer, answer, answers, answering, heavenly, god, instant, instantaneous, instant response, instant responses, quick, quick response, quick responses, hurry, hurries, hurrying, christian, christians, christianity, theist, theists, believer, believers, faithful, almighty, god, holy spirit

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC129445
High Res:
2935x3544 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
adam and eve, garden of eden, knowledge, trees, ability, athletic, dancer, serpent, temptation, skills, adam, eve, god, christians, christianity, religion, tree of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, wish, wishes, grant wishes, granting wishes, bible story, bible stories, genesis, book of genesis, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners

"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC124050
High Res:
6016x4580 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christopher hitchens, atheist, atheists, atheism, god, gods, smite, smites, vengeance, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, hitchens, christian, christians, christianity, vengeful, tempt fate, tempting fate, pascal's wager, pascals wager, new atheist, new atheism, anti-theist, anti-theism, antitheist, antitheism

Politics, Finance, Religion.

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC35935
High Res:
2364x1539 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
politics, political, politic, finance, finances, money, rich, corrupt, corruption, religion, religions, christianity, judaism, three wise monkeys, hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, proverb, proverbs, blind eye, blind eyes, monkey, monkeys, animal, animals, incompetent, corrupting, evil, evils, amoral, unethical, immoral

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC39754
High Res:
1600x2071 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
self-help, self-help book, self-help books, self help book, self help books, reader, readers, book, books, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, bookstore, bookstores, religious text, religious texts, classification, classifications, christians, christianity, christian, faith, spiritual text, spiritual texts

"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC28393
High Res:
2393x2241 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
god, gods, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, new testament, new testaments, businesses, business, office, offices, secretary, secretaries, mood, moods, personality, personalities, grumpy, happy, kind, emotion, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, religion, religions, christian, christianity, jealous god, forgiveness, boss, bosses, angry, anger

"No, this isn't a book signing."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41094
High Res:
2121x1856 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heavenly, st peter, death, deaths, afterlife, after life, after-life, dead, died, incompetent, misunderstanding, misunderstood, pearly gates, pearly, gates, book, books, signing, signings, signed, signs, signature, signatures, religion, religious, christian, christianity, bible, bibles

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

Artist:
Galindo, Felipe
Search ID:
CC134824
High Res:
2988x1993 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pull, pulling, tow, towing, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, ark, animal, animals, two by two, pulled, bible, biblical, bibles, christian, jewish, christianity, judaism, genesis, old testament, torah, modern, combine, combining, time, realistic, rescue, rescuing, rescues, religion, religions

"You. You. And you."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC29726
High Res:
2228x1994 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, god

"He'll have abandonment issues."

Artist:
Downes, Nick
Search ID:
CC43329
High Res:
2002x1918 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
moses, basket, baskets, egypt, ancient egypt, exodus, book of exodus, torah, bible, bible story, bible stories, abandon, abandons, abandonment, abandonment issues, complex, complexes, long lost mother, long lost parent, mother, mothers, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, judaism, christianity, old testament

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121216
High Res:
2000x2969 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, problem, problems, religious issues, unemployed, unemployment, crisis of faith, faith, having faith, man of faith, spiritual, spirituality, monks, monk, habit, monastic, monastery, monasteries, christian, christianity, career change, careers, career goals, career planning, workplace, work place, comfortable in the work place, values, value, church, churches, the church

Going to Hell?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC34925
High Res:
2359x1570 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hell, underworld, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepares, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, advice, advise, advising, advises, preparations, preparation, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, after-lives, christianity, religion, relgions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, agent, agents, travel agent, travel agents

"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC37445
High Res:
2167x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyers

"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC40833
High Res:
1903x2815 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bipartisan, bipartisanship, myth, myths, mythology, mythological creature, mythological creatures, faun, centaur, griffin, gryphon, winged serpent, angel, christian, christianity, pagan, pagans, gather, gathers, gathering, interfaith, multi-faith, congregation, congregations, get-together, get-togethers, party, parties, partying

"What if the meek don't want it?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC134514
High Res:
3017x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
the meek shall inherit the earth, famous phrase, famous phrases, bible story, bible stories, quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, meek, blessed, blessed are the meek, christ, jesus christ, second thought, second thoughts, meekness, earth, god, the father, christian, christians, christianity, sermon on the mount, beatitudes, mercy, merciful

God's Wrath Level: high.

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC121839
High Res:
5080x4103 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fire and brimstone, church, churches, church sign, church signs, sermon, sermons, god's wrath, vengeance, vengeful, vengeful god, vengeful gods, jealous god, jealous gods, christian, christianity, fundamentalist, fundamentalists, fundamentalism, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, christians, anger, angers, angering

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC132415
High Res:
2699x3624 pixels (unwatermarked)
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abridged, abridge, hippies, hippy, millenials, milenials, millennial, millennials, bible, the bible, genesis, genesis 1, creation, creationism, garden of eden, eden, paradise, in the beginning, religion, religions, religious, religious imagery, christian, christianity, christians, origin, original sin, sins, sin, media, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, spin off, spin-off

Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.

Artist:
Eckstein, Bob
Search ID:
CC143043
High Res:
3088x2479 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
elvis, elvis presley, burning bush, exodus, biblical, bible, old testament, burning love, bibles, hunka hunka, hunka, combination, combine, pun, word play, moses, god, gods, religion, religions, religious, adonai, yahweh, torah, judaism, christian, christianity, inappropriate

Creation: The True Story

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC140949
High Res:
4749x3600 pixels (unwatermarked)
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productive, productivity, productivity goal, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, panic, panics, panicked, panicky, stress, stress, stressed, creation, creationism, creationist, deadline, dead line, deadlines, god, religion, religions, christianity, christian