Heaven- A Gated Community
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heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sins, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gate"God must have been very pleased."
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france, notre-dame, cathedral, cathedrals, church, churches, architecture, architect, architects, religion, religious, christianity, christian, christians, catholic, catholics, catholicism, god, happy, pleased, impressive, impressed, worship, worshipping, landmark, landmarks, medieval, history, historical, gothic, art, tourist, tourists, tourismRed Cards
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adam and eve, garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians, football, foul, fouls, soccer, football game, football games, soccer game, soccer games, red card, red cards, football player, football players, soccer players, soccer playersHanukkah tree
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hanukkah, christmas, tree, christmas tree, festival of lights, festival of dedication, chanukah, dreidal, menorah, candle, candles, candle lighting, winter, winter wonderland, snow, snowing, forest, chopping down trees, tree decorating, tree decorations, christians, christian, christianity, jewish, judism, celebrations, religion, religious, multi religion, traditions, traditional, family traditions, shpasik, jtoons"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."
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self-help, self-help book, self-help books, self help book, self help books, reader, readers, book, books, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, bookstore, bookstores, religious text, religious texts, classification, classifications, christians, christianity, christian, faith, spiritual text, spiritual texts"I had a productive week."
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how was your, week, productive, productivity, productively, produce, produced, creative, creatively, create, creation, creationism, creationist, religion, religions, religious, god, gods, godly, in the beginning, beginning, christian, christians, christianity, work, working week, work week, long week, husband, husbands, universe, universes, world, worlds, productivity cultureTHE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, cage, cages, religion, religious, st. francis of assisi, saint francis of assisi, bible, entertainment, sermon, sermons, sermon to the birds, tele-evangelist, tele-evangelists, televangelism, saint, saints, christianity, catholicism, patron saint, patron saints, patron saint of animals, preaching, preacher, preachers"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
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santa, santa claus, kris kringle, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st nick, pelznickel, mr claus, mrs claus, hannukkah, gift, gifts, present, presents, friend, friends, jewish, christian, christians, judaism, christianity, realistic, realism, gifting, second temple, home, marriage, home life, shpasik, jtoonsNoah's Ark Paper Airplane
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noah's ark, ark, bible, bible story, biblical, christian, christianity, christians, paper airplane, paper aeroplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplanes, flood, floods, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, myth, myths, god, religion, religions, religious, free spirit, carefree, wanderlust, paper plane, paper planes, symbolism, animals"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
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heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religious"You. You. And you."
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heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, god"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
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heaven, heavens, wing, wings, angel, angels, design, manufacture, manufacturing, manufactured, manufactures, labour, labor, cheap, cheaper, exploitation, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, exploitation, exploiting, race to the bottom, race-to-the-bottom, religion, religious, christianity, christains, eternal life, saint, saints, economic, economics, labor economics, labour economics, economist, economists"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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roman empire, christian, christians, christianity, god, gods, greek, roman, greek god, greek gods, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, monotheism, monotheist, monotheists, zeus, mercury, athena, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, job cut, job cuts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporate downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off, goddess, goddesses, pagan, pagans, paganism, spread of christianity, corporate cultureMimosa's Witnesses
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mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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jesus, baby jesus, birth of christ, nativity, the nativity, christmas, first christmas, the first christmas, three kings, the three kings, the three wise men, three wise men, 3 wise men, christianity, christian, christian, delay, delays, in the mail, mail, the mail, parcel, parcels, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, ordering, online order, online orders, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, delivery, deliveries"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
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complication, complicated, complications, relationship, relationships, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, father-son, jesus, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospels, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, god, new testament, christianity, wwjd, what would jesus do, christian, christians"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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bipartisan, bipartisanship, myth, myths, mythology, mythological creature, mythological creatures, faun, centaur, griffin, gryphon, winged serpent, angel, christian, christianity, pagan, pagans, gather, gathers, gathering, interfaith, multi-faith, congregation, congregations, get-together, get-togethers, party, parties, partying"That was fast."
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response, responses, response team, response teams, angel, angels, pray, prayers, prayer, answer, answers, answering, heavenly, god, instant, instantaneous, instant response, instant responses, quick, quick response, quick responses, hurry, hurries, hurrying, christian, christians, christianity, theist, theists, believer, believers, faithful, almighty, god, holy spirit"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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adam and eve, garden of eden, knowledge, trees, ability, athletic, dancer, serpent, skills, adam, eve, god, christians, christianity, religion, tree of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, wish, wishes, grant wishes, granting wishes, bible story, bible stories, genesis, book of genesis, sins, sinningFishy Bumper Sticker
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ichthus, ichthys, jesus fish, jesus, god, christianity, christian, christians, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fish"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."
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christopher hitchens, atheist, atheists, atheism, god, gods, smite, smites, vengeance, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, hitchens, christian, christians, christianity, vengeful, tempt fate, tempting fate, pascal's wager, pascals wager, new atheist, new atheism, anti-theist, anti-theism, antitheist, antitheismPolitics, Finance, Religion.
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politics, political, politic, finance, finances, money, rich, corrupt, corruption, religion, religions, christianity, judaism, three wise monkeys, hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, proverb, proverbs, blind eye, blind eyes, monkey, monkeys, animal, animals, incompetent, corrupting, evil, evils, amoral, unethical, immoral"Apple Smoothie?"
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adam and eve, garden of eden, the garden of eden, genesis, book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, tempted, tempting, temptations, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jews, jewish, forbidden fruit, the forbidden fruit, smoothie, smoothies, blender, blenders, smoothie maker, smoothie makers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fad, fads, healthy living"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
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televangelism, televangelist, televangelists, tv, television, t v, modern, modern life, modernity, modern world, camera, cameras, lights camera, minister, ministerial, pastor, pastors, church, churches, churchs, mic, mics, microphone, microphones, god, gods, lord, lords, christian, christianity, evangelical, evangelism, evangelical christian, american ministry, ministry, bible, biblical, language