"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
"God must have been very pleased."
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Tags:hanukkah, christmas, tree, christmas tree, festival of lights, festival of dedication, chanukah, dreidal, menorah, candle, candles, candle lighting, winter, winter wonderland, snow, snowing, forest, chopping down trees, tree decorating, tree decorations, christians, christian, christianity, jewish, judism, celebrations, religion, religious, multi religion, traditions, traditional, family traditions, shpasik, jtoons
"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."
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"I had a productive week."
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"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
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Noah's Ark Paper Airplane
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"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
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"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"
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"That was fast."
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"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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Fishy Bumper Sticker
"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."
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"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
First Unified Church of Anti-Clinton
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Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
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The Three Graces
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"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."
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"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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