Christians Cartoons

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC126302
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3006x2417 pixels (unwatermarked)
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santa, santa claus, kris kringle, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st nick, pelznickel, mr claus, mrs claus, hannukkah, gift, gifts, present, presents, friend, friends, jewish, christian, christians, judaism, christianity, realistic, realism, gifting, second temple, home, marriage, home life

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121781
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3523x2915 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sinner, sinners, sin, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religious

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29835
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2901x2908 pixels (unwatermarked)
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roman empire, christian, christians, christianity, god, gods, greek, roman, greek god, greek gods, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, monotheism, monotheist, monotheists, zeus, mercury, athena, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, job cut, job cuts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporate downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off, goddess, goddesses, pagan, pagans, paganism, spread of christianity, corporate culture

Mimosa's Witnesses

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC121773
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5000x4855 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment

"That was fast."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32681
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2199x2041 pixels (unwatermarked)
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response, responses, response team, response teams, angel, angels, pray, prayers, prayer, answer, answers, answering, heavenly, god, instant, instantaneous, instant response, instant responses, quick, quick response, quick responses, hurry, hurries, hurrying, christian, christians, christianity, theist, theists, believer, believers, faithful, almighty, god, holy spirit

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC129445
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2935x3544 pixels (unwatermarked)
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adam and eve, garden of eden, knowledge, trees, ability, athletic, dancer, serpent, temptation, skills, adam, eve, god, christians, christianity, religion, tree of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, wish, wishes, grant wishes, granting wishes, bible story, bible stories, genesis, book of genesis, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners

"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC124050
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6016x4580 pixels (unwatermarked)
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christopher hitchens, atheist, atheists, atheism, god, gods, smite, smites, vengeance, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, hitchens, christian, christians, christianity, vengeful, tempt fate, tempting fate, pascal's wager, pascals wager, new atheist, new atheism, anti-theist, anti-theism, antitheist, antitheism

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC29846
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2045x2251 pixels (unwatermarked)
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federal reserve, prayer, praying, god, gods, worship, worshiping, bank, banks, banker, chairman, chairmen, serenity prayer, chairman of the federal reserve, the fed, fed, interest rates, interest rate, inflation, alan greenspan, central bank, central banks, economy, economies, powerful, celebrity, celebrities, christian, christians, money, wisdom, religion, religions, economist, economists, dotcom boom, dot come boom, dot com bubble, dotcom bubble, important, bankers

The Three Graces

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43873
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2199x1358 pixels (unwatermarked)
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virtue, virtues, virtuous, age, aging, growing old, middle age, middle-age, faith, hope, charity, graces, christian, christians, three graces, uncharitable, excited, aged, modern-life, magazine, magazine, bitter, bitterness, progress, progresses, life, jaded, unimpressed, thinking, thoughts, daughter of zeus, daughters of zeus

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC39754
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1600x2071 pixels (unwatermarked)
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self-help, self-help book, self-help books, self help book, self help books, reader, readers, book, books, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, bookstore, bookstores, religious text, religious texts, classification, classifications, christians, christianity, christian, faith, spiritual text, spiritual texts

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121062
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2000x2545 pixels (unwatermarked)
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christian, christians, religion, religions, sin, sinful, sins, repent, he knows, las vegas, city of sin, sin city, sinner, church, churches, service, minister, ministers, priest, priests, confess, confessions, secret, secrets, bible, bibles, vegas, repent, reverend, reverends, scare, scary, scares

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC44156
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2826x2352 pixels (unwatermarked)
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chinese, china, szechuan, sichuan, take away, take-away, take out, take-out, grace, saying grace, catholic, christian, christians, prayer, praying, pray, prays, thankful, thanking, god, gods, food, foods, drink, drinks, tradition, traditions, traditional, pun, puns, bless, blessing, blessings, blessed, blesser, graces

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC28657
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1899x2025 pixels (unwatermarked)
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apocalypse, apocalypses, horsemen, horsemen of the apocalypse, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, revelations, bible, bibles, christian, christians, ecology, ecological disaster, global warming, apocalyptic, rapture, raptures, ecological disasters, global-warming, climate change, climate-change, armageddon, disaster, disasters, environment, environmental damage

"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43374
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2075x2052 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lourdes, miracle, miracles, spring, springs, healing, heals, water, waters, vain, vanity, narcissism, narcissist, narcissistic, christian, christians, pray, prayers, god, gods, praying, church, churches, clergy, france, french, religion, religions, modern world, modern life

Heaven's IN/OUT filing.

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC133296
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4625x3973 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavens, file, filing, files, fate, fates, judgement, judgement day, in, out, tray, trays, filed, last judgement, final day of judgement, in tray, out tray, in-tray, out-tray, hell, hells, purgatory, damned, saved, doomsday, god, gods, christian, christians, the day of the lord, office, offices

"What if the meek don't want it?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC134514
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3017x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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the meek shall inherit the earth, famous phrase, famous phrases, bible story, bible stories, quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, meek, blessed, blessed are the meek, christ, jesus christ, second thought, second thoughts, meekness, earth, god, the father, christian, christians, christianity, sermon on the mount, beatitudes, mercy, merciful

God's Wrath Level: high.

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC121839
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5080x4103 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fire and brimstone, church, churches, church sign, church signs, sermon, sermons, god's wrath, vengeance, vengeful, vengeful god, vengeful gods, jealous god, jealous gods, christian, christianity, fundamentalist, fundamentalists, fundamentalism, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, christians, anger, angers, angering

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC132415
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2699x3624 pixels (unwatermarked)
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abridged, abridge, hippies, hippy, millenials, milenials, millennial, millennials, bible, the bible, genesis, genesis 1, creation, creationism, garden of eden, eden, paradise, in the beginning, religion, religions, religious, religious imagery, christian, christianity, christians, origin, original sin, sins, sin, media, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, spin off, spin-off

"I know he's in here somewhere!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC42954
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1569x1721 pixels (unwatermarked)
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baptism, baptize, baptise, baptising, baptizing, christening, christening, drown, drowns, drowning, drop, dropped, awkward, baby, babies, child, children, infant, infants, drop, dropped, church, churches, christian, christians, font, fonts, failed, failing, baptismal font, baptismal, christened, religions, religion, christianity, priest, priest, vicar, vicars, reverend, reverends, lost, losing, loses

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC143201
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3088x3440 pixels (unwatermarked)
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jesus, god, gods, religion, religions, pray, praying, beg, begging, summer, the hamptons, hamptons, escape, escaping, heaven, rapture, rapture to heaven, traffic, raptures, second coming of christ, christ, christian, christians, transport, transporting, wealth, wealthy, bus, buses, drive, driving, vacation, vacations, summer, summers, holiday, holidays

"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC37169
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1981x2331 pixels (unwatermarked)
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evangelical, evangelicals, irony, ironic, fatherhood, families, family, christian, christians, bible, bibles, husband, husbands, father, fathers, dad, dads, religion, religions, radical, radicals, jesus, jesus christ, christ, marriage, marriages, conservative, conservatives, family values, divorce, divorced, divorcing

"Wait: there they are, behind your ear!"

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC142975
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3088x2466 pixels (unwatermarked)
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moses, old testament, god, gods, yahweh, religion, religions, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jewish, jew, jews, old testament, behind your ear, magic, magic trick, trick, magic tricks, tricks, ten commandments, tablet, tablets of stone, two tablets, stone tablets, mount sinai, commandments, torah, deuteronomy, magician, magicians, sleight of hand, sleight, sleights of hand

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC138043
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3032x3293 pixels (unwatermarked)
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jew, jews, jewish, orthodox, yarmulke, yarmulkes, christmas, holiday, holidays, holiday season, deniability, plausible deniability, vow of silence, santa, santa claus, father christmas, hanukkah, chanukah, christian, christians, goyim, goy, gentile, gentiles, swearing to silence, jealous, envy, envious

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC120085
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2000x1644 pixels (unwatermarked)
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jesus, christ, jesus christ, carry cross, carrying the cross, cross, crucifix, crucifixes, crosses, religion, religious, word play, word-play, play on words, jogger, jogging, jog, jogs, accept him as my, personal trainer, pt, personal trainers, personal training, training, train, trainer, personal best, sport, sports, running, run, runs, modern, modern life, christianity, christian, christians, convert, converting, converts, god, gods

The Encyclopedia of Job

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC119046
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2000x1775 pixels (unwatermarked)
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job, book of job, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, christian, christians, jew, jews, jewish, christianity, judaism, disaster, disasters, unfair, tomb of job, religion, religious, religions, test, testing, satan, satanic, devil, devils, answer, answers, faith, faithful