Christmas Cartoons

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

The Perfect Holiday Card

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"

Hanukkah tree

"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

"It starts earlier every year."

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."

"I'll be on Fifth Avenue, pressing my cold little nose wistfully against shop windows."

"Me? I'm just here for the babes."

"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."

"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

"No giblets, but there's an organ-donor card."

"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."