Christmas Cartoons

The Perfect Holiday Card

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC121725
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2000x2247 pixels (unwatermarked)
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political correct, politically correct, political correctness, holiday card, holiday cards, christmas card, christmas cards, christmas, christmas season, alienated, alienation, no offense, offensive, card, cards, perfect card, perfect cards

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC40636
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1998x1745 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, naughty or nice, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, bad boy, bad boys, bad guy, bad guys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, trial, trials, naughty boy, naughty boys, naughty child, naughty childrens, santa's list, defendant, defendants, christmas, xmas, x-mas, christmas season

"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC33276
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2584x1745 pixels (unwatermarked)
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christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, shop, shops, shopping, holiday season, holiday seasons, xmas, x-mas, simplify, simplifies, homemade gift, homemade gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, holiday stress, stress, stressing, stressful, anxiety, anxieties, holiday shopping

"It starts earlier every year."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC124194
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christmas, christmas season, holiday season, holiday, holidays, retail, retailer, retailers, commercialism, commercialist, santa, santas, santa claus, father christmas, charity, charities, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers, start early, starts early, starting early, raise money, raises money, raising money

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
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CC40638
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2000x2441 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nativity, christmas story, nativity scene, mary, joseph, jesus, baby jesus, christmas, xmas, christmas eve, new years, new year's, new years eve, new year's eve, baby, mum, mom, dad, parent, parents, parenting, new parents, new baby, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, babysitter, sitter, babysitters, sitters, bible, child, children, kid, kids, nanny, nannies, bethlehem, break

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC22837
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holiday, holidays, weight gain, weight loss, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, lose weight, losing weight, lost weight, compliment, compliments, complimenting, diet, diets, dieting, new year's resolution, new years resolution, resolution, resolutions, christmas, christmas season, snowman, snowmen, frosty, christmas song, christmas songs

"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC126355
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3051x2437 pixels (unwatermarked)
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elves, elf, christmases, layoff, layoffs, seasonal work, north pole, workshop, christmas, environment, firing, global warming, climate change, climate-change, xmas, santa claus, father christmas, festive season, festive cheer, festive spirit, holiday blues

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC22402
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1381x1141 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cat, cats, furniture, claw, claws, clawing, scratch, scratches, scratching, nice, christmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, xmas, x-mas, disobedient, disobedience, stocking, stockings, santa claus, santa claws, father christmas, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, feline, felines

"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC16903
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1874x1240 pixels (unwatermarked)
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depression, psychology, winter, seasons, christmas, holidays, seasonal depression, seasonally depressed, seasonal affective disorder, sad, mood, moods, bad mood, bad moods, melancholy, happy, happiness, holiday season, holiday seasons, christmas season, christmas seasons, relative, relatively, mankoff

"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC22828
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christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, festive period, festive season, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift exchange, gift exchanges, cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, feline, felines, cat person, cat people, arrogance, arrogant

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC132016
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2772x2422 pixels (unwatermarked)
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santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, santa, investment advice, investment, investments, investor, investors, financial advice, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, xmas myth, christmas myth

"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC29898
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christmas card, christmas cards, christmas, xmas, x-mas, follow-up, follow-up message, following up, second notice, second notice, warn, warns, warning, warning, dictate, dictates, dictation, business letter, business letters

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC134009
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obsessive-compulsive, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorders, santa, santa claus, father christmas, mental illness, mental illnesses, mentally ill, christmas, xmas, x-mas, disorder, disorders

"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC124822
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heating oil, christmas, christmas sweater, christmas sweaters, justification, justifications, justify, trade, trades, instant gratification, amusement, toy, toys, lesson, lessons, life lesson, life lessons, practical, practicality, jumper, jumpers, christmas jumper, christmas jumpers, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, build character, building character, builds character, freezing, freeze, freezes

"No giblets, but there's an organ-donor card."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC22846
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thanksgiving, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, dinner, dinners, organ, organs, offal, donor card, donor cards, organ donor, organ donors, giblet, giblets, guts, gizzard, gizzards, turkey, turkeys, organ donation

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC35348
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2131x2074 pixels (unwatermarked)
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santa, santas, father christmas, st nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, kris kringle, kris-kringle, santa claus, depressed, depression, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, christmas depression, mental health, therapy, therapies, irony, ironic, psychology, psychologist, psychologist, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, analyst, psychoanalyst

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC122436
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family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, mums, mother, mothers, moms, greetings, celebrate, happy mothers day, happy mother's day, happy christmas, christmas, happy thanksgiving, event, events, events, lazy, distant, distance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, call, calling, wishes, busy, business

"You smell like a chimney."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC31894
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chimney, chimneys, santa, santa claus, smoker, smokers, smoking, stink, stinks, stinking, father christmas, christmas, christmas day, xmas, x-mas, smell, smells, smelly, long shift, long shifts, night shift, night shifts, long hours, working day, working days

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC37498
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contact lens, contact lenses, eye, eyes, lost, lose, losing, bad vision, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, party foul, party fouls, christmas party, christmas parties, christmas, holiday, holidays, holiday party, holiday parties

Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC35644
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business, unemployment, animals, entertainment, celebrities, writing, characters, maps, easter bunny, strikes, pickets, picket lines, unions, christmas, santa claus, tooth fairy, united parcel service, stork, post office, courier, couriers, parcel, parcels, package, packages, delivery, deliveries, delivery men, delivery man, strike, strikes, industrial action, industrial dispute, industrial disputes

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC133931
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turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC120077
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dysfunction, family dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, grudge, grudges, anger, angry, rage, thanksgiving, christmas, holiday season, home for the holidays, revenge, vengeance, hold a grudge, passive aggressive, holidays, family gathering, family gatherings, disagreement, disagreements, argument, arguments, blowout, blowouts, blow-up, blow-ups

A snowman in a snow glob melts.

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC123492
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snowman, snowmen, snow globe, snow globes, melt, melts, melting, global warming, climate change, ice cap, ice caps, polar ice cap, polar ice caps, christmas, holiday season, holiday seasons, decoration, decorations, tchotchke, tchotchkes

'Something New for the Holidays'

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC43046
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office, offices, office workers, office worker, consumers, consumerism, consumer, marketing, marketing strategy, snowmen, snowman, melted snowman, melted snowmen, water machine, watermwater dispenser, christmas, chistmas holiday, christmas holidays, sales strategy, sales strategies, sales tactics, sales tactic, marketing strategies, marketing tactic, marketing tactic, monotony, monotonous, trick, trickery, tricks, marketing trickery, marketing trick, sales trick, sales trickery, water coolers, water cooler

"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
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CC29495
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holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, marriage, married, marry, marries, gift, gifts, present, presents, exchange, exchanging, season, seasons, tat, tats, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, pointless, overflow, overflowing, overloaded, saturated, full, repetitive, yearly, traditions, traditions, christmas day, tacky, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, hoard, hoards