"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"
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santa, santas, father christmas, st nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, kris kringle, kris-kringle, santa claus, depressed, depression, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, christmas depression, mental health, therapy, therapies, irony, ironic, psychology, psychologist, psychologist, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, analyst, psychoanalyst"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, mums, mother, mothers, moms, greetings, celebrate, happy mothers day, happy mother's day, happy christmas, christmas, happy thanksgiving, event, events, events, lazy, distant, distance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, call, calling, wishes, busy, business"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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hanukkah, christmas, tree, christmas tree, festival of lights, festival of dedication, chanukah, dreidal, menorah, candle, candles, candle lighting, winter, winter wonderland, snow, snowing, forest, chopping down trees, tree decorating, tree decorations, christians, christian, christianity, jewish, judism, celebrations, religion, religious, multi religion, traditions, traditional, family traditions, shpasik, jtoons"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."
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"I'll be on Fifth Avenue, pressing my cold little nose wistfully against shop windows."
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opera, operas, operetta, operettas, musical, musicals, toy soldier, toy soldiers, babes in toyland, toyland, babe, babes, toy, toys, double meaning, double meanings, christmas, christmas movie, christmas movies, christmas film, christmas films, motivate, motivates, motivation, motivations, motivating, entrance, entrances, play, plays, playhouse, playhouses, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."
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"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."
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"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."
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