The Perfect Holiday Card
"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"It starts earlier every year."
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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."
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"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
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"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"
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Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM
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Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.
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"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
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"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "
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During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.
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"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"
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A dinosaur looks into a mailbox
Children line up to talk to Santa
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"It's Christmas, Melanie. Have young Cosgrove go down to the street and give something back to the community."
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"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"
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"This time of year I'm truly happy I'm inside."
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The John Cage Carollers
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The Grinch That Stole Hanukkah
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