"Hey, great ab!"
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"The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me of the mashed turnips that Aunt Mildred used to serve alongside the Thanksgiving turkey. As he got out of the strawberry-hued car, his immense fists looked like two slabs of slightly gnawed ham. He waddled over
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"Large...but not larger than life."
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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"It's mostly penny weight."
"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"
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"I'm not Santa, kid-I'm just an overweight hipster with a bag full of dumpster garbage."
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"Apparently, for the first time, I'm going to be fat all summer."
"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."
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"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."
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"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"
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"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
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"Remember – slow-mo replay adds at least twenty pounds."
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