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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
"I don't show up here as much as I'd like, Doctor, but I always try to catch your stuff on the air."
"To hell with you, too."
"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"
Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?
"Hey, man, you didn't have to mention me by name."
"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"
"We are gathered here today to honour those without bone spurs."
"I really liked that stuff you were saying about all of us being sinners and how we're damned for eternity."